Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

oh thank god shes ok

hence our knwoledge of durex rub

so many mners have trouble with sansouci as a word. I might change it to so saucy. what do you think?

yes, quite fio!

I'd find saucy easier.... But I can't spell most names!

flamebat, did you used to be someone else?

so saucy is more accurate.

sosaucy I can spell

Yup, I'm Flamesparrow

ah-HA! so what made you change from a sparrow into a bat?

Happens to us all after we've been on MN a while... Going bats, I mean

FB, is it for Hallowe'en?

Bat just seemed a bit more feisty than sparrow... and yes, I am getting enthusiastic about halloween already

I do kind of miss Sparrow... have been sparrow for years, but it felt time for a change.

just out of interest how can you run a bath if her toe is stuck in the tap??

This has just creased, thanks who ever you are.

Sorry but I am just ROFLMAO at sansouci and the cup! OMG I'm in stitches!!!

Yeah, & guess where i was... Aux Deux Magots in Paris.

I've gone back to sansouci. i missed her.

oh hiya flamesparrow

i like the bat

Bumping for the early evening shift.

Your all mad!!!!!!!!!!!!

bumping for the late shift...............

i cant help but laugh -sorry!

Anyone want to own up to being Brookmyre?

I'm pathetically hooked on MN. been drifting on and off all day.

This is hilarious. Thank you Brookmyre!