Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

well actually my child gets bathed at 10 every morning

i bath mine at 10 in the morning

?shannen

up here school starts age 5

i had no idea it was different elsewhere!

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Sorry NP - I'm that person I'm afraid - I quite often chuck DD in the bath at this time of day... she is obsessed with baths and it gives us an activity on a dull day!

ahh, fio, i thought so

Do I have to pray to god, or can I go for anyone I want?

Round here you start school in the year you will turn five. Eg DDs bday is May so started a few weeks ago.

4 year olds at preschool round here, but half days, so could be home.

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Yes she is at school but i kept her off today as she has a terrible chill.

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the chill appeared pre or post bath

dd started at 3, about the same time ds was born. what a mistake!

Is she all wrinkly yet?

ANd leaving her in bath with her toe stuck when she has a chill will help her!! if this is real, call the firebridge.

a terrible chill and a broken toe I should think

so who are you really, go on come clean, it was funny and we still all like you atm, that may change though so I'd 'fess up now if I were you.

Cannot be real.

Yes, i was going to take her out with wet hair.

if she's uncomfortable, get her to stick her other toe in the other tap.

Blow dry it while she's in the bath.

It'd be best if you let her plug in the dryer though, with nice wet hands, just so she feels like she gets to take part.

It's not real.

Let's look at the evidence...

First post, Pretty Polly, cod and chicken fillets, propping up a TV on the bath tray, ringing dh (who may be having an affair), waiting for NHS Direct to post back, KY Jelly...

(did I forget anything?)

(LG voice still)..."who lives in this house?" Er...a big old wind-up merchant, Lloyd

Will stay another few minutes and then I'd better go. Thanks for makng me smile this morning - was much needed.

So how did you fill the bath with warm water then?