Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

It could be cod, like the cleaner, who mentioned the cleaner? The time it would take her to type in non-cod fashion explain the long pauses between posts

"little boys. conkers. Making dens. Old-fashioned fraying flexes. These cotton polo shirts are strictly weekend uniform."

oh yes maybe I did

hey, flamebat! you could have hand-written your thankyous by now

I've put some chicken and cod fillets in with her to defrost. She'll be hungry after all of this trauma.

Twiglett's not well - am pretty sure this is just a random passing mentalist.

Thinking about it... that child must have been not being watched well - if she is 4 then she should have had someone with her in the bathroom at all times, and no-one noticed her shoving her toe up the tap.

you cheeky cow!!!

OK, Brookmyre...who are you really?

Cod, ii is you then!!

This is fabulous!

They are at my mum's!!! She's saying I can't just write on the bloody cards, we have to stick some paper insert in first

it's not cod... she can't type.

or can she?

roger irrelevant flambat

I knoiw some of us are not religious but i have prayed for her, i advise you all to do the same

bathing a child at 10 in the morning seemed strange to me, thats how i knew it wasnt real

someone will come along now and say "well actually my child gets bathed at 10 every morning"

she can when she wants,
she';s a cunning old bird!

good plan fio

cod can type when she thinks about it...

go straight to the top

cod can type when she chooses to.

Does she have a good appetite usually - bless her!

A four year old would surely be at school now?

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yes, let's pray for Brookmyre. she needs it. not to mention her poor dd, stuck in the bath with frozen cod floating about.