Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

oh yeah thats a good idea, put an electric appliance just over the bath for her

Telly, bath tray!! Are you mad..........??????????

i hope you filled with cold first before you added the hot

plug the telly in near a filled bath? you are pulling our legs.

pardon the pun.

Good idea, brookmyre - I imagine it can be quite dull being stuck in the bath. Put Fern and Phillip on for her if they're on.

o.k, it IS a joke then.

If not for the love of GOD don't put a telly in the bathroom you crazy lady

If it's not a joke you really need to get her help

bit confusing

Surely the bath is either freezing or scalding, what with her foot being in one of the taps!

ok

ring the firebrigade

or

you are a troll

either it's a joke or myre is an idiot.

good point flamebat

Yes, the telly on the bathtray will be a fantastic idea.

What about taking the toaster in there too. I bet she's getting hungry.

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I really am hoping it's a joke now as i'd feel quite sick now if it's real

Brookmyre?

Am I the only one who is just enjoying this thread? I lost any belief that it was real a very very long time ago!

FGS

if she is getting chilly I recommend a plug in electric fan heater, you could balance it on the back of the bath. If it's got an old-fashioned fraying flex, so much the better.

You could blow dry her hair while she's in there as well as it's probably wet now.

I'll have to do house work in abit

Yep, I agree. If this isn't a joke then

1. Call the Fire Brigade NOW.
2. Don't plug anything in in the bathroom
3. Don't run another bath - get her dry and wrap her up in something.
4. Stay with her 'til the Fire Brigade come and stop coming on here - she's 4, she must be in pain and frightened.

Still think this is a wind up though. It's not Twiglett is it?

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this is a great thread. it certainly beats ironing.

Surely a troll is someone who upsets people - this has brightened what started out to be a very miserable morning for me, so imo, no troll, just joke.

I have rang social services

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So it is a joke! I feel so cheap and used.