Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

Didn't the oil or butter work then??? (This isn't a joke is it?) (Confused)

Now I like to give people the benefit of the doubt...but I'm struggling here.

I used to stick my toes up the taps when I was little (and smaller and more agile )

no, morning paper. husband won't do anything nearly so useful. he'll come in & switch on the tv.

You're all mad!

my friend got a call from school once asking if her sons nose was normally so wide, turns out he had shoved a dice up it

Ds,11, who has just started secondary school, got his head stuck in his locker. He says it was scary.

Husband isn't here so i rang NHS direct and am waiting for them to ring back.

I have sat her on a Pampers care mat and thinking i may have some ky jelly somewhere that could do the trick. Will go and look.

You need to ring the Fire Brigade.

KY jelly? This is a wind up.

What's a pampers caremat and what would NHS Direct do??? surely a plumber would be mroe use??

PMSL Fio2. I got a rubber stuck up my nose when I was about 6 yo and remember panicing - somehow got it out without a hospital visit.

so, you're running from dd with her toe in the tap to the computer to the phone to look for some ky jelly...

hmmm

This isn't making sense - a pampers care mat to sit on with her toe up the tap - has she got very long legs??

so, you're running from dd with her toe in the tap, to the computer, to the phone and then to look for some ky jelly...

missed the punctuation

My sister got balled up paper in her ear - had to go to A&E to get it out....

.... she was 17!!!!

this is a windup!

So what's the caremat???

Is it a joke then?
I once got me foot stuck in a VERY expensive boot in Debenhams and almost ended up in teras trying to get it off (and hide from nosy shop assistant ). I got it off by breaking the zip and then hastily left by the lift!

i think the long legs give it away

In case she wee's herself?

How old is your DD?

lol Angeliz. that's better than my story!

it will just run down the plughole though

She's in a bath - she can wee and wash it off

Or not if her toe is blocking the tap!