Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

Weeing in the bath is hardly going to matter in the grand scheme of things

a caremat would warm her bottom up i guess

Wind up, surely?

I got my hand stuck in a bracelet in a shop - tried too hard to yank it off, it snapped, beads everywhere... I ran

don't we have anything better to do?!

She must be practically sitting on the plug hole anyway. Is this child a big child?

I'm assuming the bath is empty or the duvet will be soggy.

She got a duvet as well?

lol

I would call the fire brigade

as cod says its too good an opportunity to miss (handsome firemen)

no sancousi, this is fun.
Have to admit though, i'm hoping it is a wind up or a feel guilty laughing about a poor child!

Yes she has very longlegs, i used to be model for prett polly when i was younger, she obviously takes after me.

sansouci i mean!

get her some beans on toast.

have NHS rang back yet?

have you got any of that durex rub stuff? the heat from it might make it so uncomfortable she will pull it out

o.k, the pretty polly thing seems a step too far! (get it )

yum. with a bit of bacon as well!

I once got my head stuck in a book

what the heck is durex rub stuff??

Yup, and sweets and pop. I fancy a lie down in the bath now...

Have you been here long Brookmyre or did you join to tell us about your long legged daughter's bath exploits?

lol

how old is this poorlong legged child?

Kinda like a cross between ky jelly and deep heat. Not very good for its proper purpose though

Message withdrawn

I was once stuck in a rut! She has long legs and fat toes then.

Lol - durex rub sounds interesting!!!

what's its proper purpose? the durex rub stuff?