Help dd has put her toe up the bathroom tap and is stuck in the bath.

[Brookmyre]

I have left her there but she is getting cold. What shall i do?

They were giving out free samples on the durex site at one point...

(Should I be proud or embarrassed to know that?? ) - I think that's the stuff anyway

Well this thread was worth ready just for Durecx Rub - putting it my shopping list

yoo-hoo, where are you brookmyre?

what the hell is durex rub?

She is four.

got any durex rub stuff, brookmyre, btw?

No

Brookmyre - is she still stuck?

If it is what I'm thinking of, then it is lube like KY jelly, but it heats up like deep heat to give a warm tingly sensation. But it doesn't do all that much and is a bit of a disappointment

Sooo... at the risk of repeating myself "Have you been here long Brookmyre or did you join to tell us about your long legged daughter's bath exploits? "

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THANKYOU COD!!! Was getting to the stage of going on pampers site.

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Come clean, Brookmyre (pardon the pun). Are you serious?

is she stil there brookmyre, is she upset?

See, all your who whinge about members profiles... it is for days like this when we all want a photo of some poor kid in distress!

PMSL, flambat!

Or is that just me

She was getting cold so i have filled a warm bath again.

I think my husband is havin an affair he doesn't seem to care.

I think i will plug the telly in on the bath tray so she doesn't get bored.

ok is she still stuck ,if so she has been there for an hor now, call the fire brigade FGS, she will be traumatised.

Call the fire brigade and get yourself a new DH

climb in beside her and take a laptop so you can carry on mning

So it is a joke???

Good idea - might be good to leave her a kettle so she can make herself a warm drink too.

Does your cleaner know whats going on?? She might end up gossiping to the neighbours and ruin your reputation.