Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

I don’t think we should drink the wine.

'Loo roll isnt essential, if it came down to it you can always use socks'

‘We could do with some rain’

Shush ... I want to listen to Michael Gove

'You two need to start behaving, the rules are for everyone' to my parents

I have to order Easter eggs online and try to find a vegan one !

To my neighbour via txt message-yes I have a spare cardboard box you can have, it's in quarantine at the moment though, unless you can antibac it now. (I'm very low on wipes)

I don't have to collect the neighbours prescription from the pharmacy after all. The police delivered it to them.

Let’s draw a picture to put on the door to thank the postman and cheer him up on his rounds

Don’t touch that post, ahhh too late. Your going to have to wash your hands now....don’t touch your face!!

We can’t just attack this food, we need to put a limit on these breakfast biscuits to 1 per person a day

I’ve always hated doing the food shop but it’s never taken 4 hours to do it from start to finish and NEVER in a month of Sundays have I ever been out in public with a face mask on and latex gloves!

Dh: I've just cleaned your car.
Me: God. I knew there was a reason why I married you. ❤️

Shush ... I want to listen to Michael Gove

You win.

I'm never drinking and Zooming again

To my teenage daughter -
If you could do absolutely anything or go anywhere in the world tomorrow where would you go?
My daughter-
I would go to school!

Something I thought I would never here

Hear.... lol

I'm never drinking and Zooming again

That cracked me up

DH: I can't believe you did my washing up!! I suppose you're going to steal making the bed next!!

Never, in 37 years of marriage would I have expected that

@BamboozledandBefuddled

My dp yesterday: "were going to have to talk, I feel like I'm doing all the work around the house" - him joking after cleaning the oven, making the dinner, sterilising the babys bottles and cleaning out of the fire because he was so bored.

Just as I'd got round to bingewatching The Walking Dead last night,DD7 says "Mom,can we do some schoolwork now,I feel like doing some"
Me- Not now!,go play on your Xbox instead.

Anti bac wipe the door handles everytime you come back in, use the wipe to open the loo door, wash your hands and then wipe your keys and phone with it.
And then you can come in

Hoovering the sofa was really satisfying!

Sssh im listenin to michael gove is the best

*Him- I've got 18 toilet rolls AND 2 packs of paracetamol!

Me- come in quick before you get mugged.*

Hilarious! 🤣🤣

Vixster43
I agree re the Michael Gove one.

I wrote in my diary that the number of daily deaths has been ramping up.
Ffs. I didn't even think how shocking that sentence was till later