Which sentence did you say today that you'd never have said a month ago?

[Bluewavescrashing]

Me- 'Wash your hands, you've just touched the post!'

Ooh, tsk, look at all those people enjoying the sun

"Why don't you get the hama beads out". To my 16yo who should have been revising for gcses.

Expletive I’m now regretting getting rid of ours!

See being hungry makes you really appreciate food.

Let's get the glitter out 😱

Well, I'll just ant-bac me toilet

"I now resemble the Missing Link, no point in preening if the cock blockers are around 24/7"

I'm pregnant

I’m self isolating so have to stay off work for a week.
I don’t do sick...EVER.
Got symptoms though so no choice, I’m fuming I am.

DS1: I'm going to tidy my room, DS2 can go on the xbox

Said no teenager ever - until today.

has anyone been able to buy that exotic food what's it called erm oh Pasta.!

oh no, not another empty shelf!

"I'm going to Sainsburys this afternoon, I'm excited actually, it's the first time I've been out for three days".

ok got gloves and mask I'm off to get a loaf of bread.!

I said to DS "Yes, it is hard and unfair for all the teenagers, but at least you're not an orphan, which you might become if you go out and meet your friends."

Me: Think I might have a drive out and put fuel in my car.
DH: You are full you only drove back from the fuel station (2 miles away) since you last filled up.
Me: damn I was looking forward to that.

Weirdest thing about all this? Gove sounding quite reasonable. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a smackable wanker but I don’t actually wish Coronavirus on him.

I’m crying with laughter!
I was wondering what to do when my little boy grows out of his shoes...

We socially distanced from the skylarks' nest.

DH and I have been interrupted by one of the DC every time we have tried to have sex for the last fortnight- like they have a radar that wakes them up. It's become a joke but........

Today, I was washing vegetables in hot soapy water.
DH, who was drying tomatoes with a tea towel, said 'Love could you not rub those carrots like that. It's very distracting.'

Life is strange at the moment!

Brexit was nomrmal compared to this-my dh agrees

I've got a click and collect slot at Sainsburys Monday 8am DH, I just put random things in the order so you might want to review it, didn't want to lose our chance, it wasn't there at the start then it suddenly appeared so I grabbed it whilst we could

To DH: The pub is now selling meat boxes, veg boxes and random items including flour for £1.10 Though the eggs will make DS (ASD) laugh - 12 eggs are £3.50 and 30 eggs are £5. It did indeed make DS laugh for 20 mins with lots of commentary on egg prices / business strategy re pricing of eggs.

DD I've tidied my room

DS (ASD) even started opening his Christmas presents from relatives last year, he gets stressed by presents but must have been very bored.

Brexit? What's Brexit - didn't that happen like a decade ago now?

No sign of the PM's letter yet...it's going straight in the bin unopened anyway!

My 3 year old playing with her dolls:

Can we go to the park Elsa?

No Anna, I've told you that we can't go out because Coronavirus

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