Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!

[originalcatlady]

I can't believe you are all still finding this interesting! You do make me laugh!!

We are all sitting here patiently, Mistress, robed in flannel pink and awaiting your latest proclamations!

Is it wrong that I’m waiting for the day that one of them loses it and pulls a John Cleese with a branch

This has obviously passed me by- anyone kind enough to give me a brief catch up on this thread please? Thanks.

Haha @WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll nothing much happened tonight. I updated the other thread then obeyed everyones commands for a new one

Thread 1 & 2 below!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3808073-who-wants-a-whole-street-parking-thread-bring-popcorn-it-s-a-long-one

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3809907-alphabet-street-join-us-for-some-parking-drama

I love that C is doing a PA move by parking in 1/2! She must be so pissed off with B!

@Seasalted there you are! Enjoy 😉

Thanks Omasu! Best get reading then....

Sorry I mean Omashu missed out the 'h'!

Assuming that B is currently parked right across threads 1 and 2, yes this must be 3

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@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll..
That was a brilliant "what if" about Alpha Streets being a front for @OriginalCatLady
and Mrs.B to be in cahoots to sell fuchsia robes🤣....fortunately there is no way shysters would have the dedication to hang in there day in and day out to keep us all posted like @originalcatlady..Her stamina astounds me .I wonder how many MNetters are wearing their robes whilst tuning in..wouldn't it be great if we could press a "like" button to see the number of us all adorned in pink just waiting for live action Alphabet Street reporting by @originalcatlady

@WhereDoesThisToiletGoWhereDoesThisToiletGo

Brilliant 😂😂

@Seasalted
Well, how long did it actually take you to catch up? We've all been here since about Jan 29 or 30, so hopefully you aren't just reading this on Feb 29...although I can't think of a better way to ring in Leap Year. Welcome, hope you like popcorn

Ohhh...thread 3

Slips into fuchsia pink dressing gown to enjoy 3rd thread.

At this rate, MNHQ are going to need a dressing gown emoji. Perhaps an addition, like the Christmas hats? [Fgrin]

Damn. Christmas emoji failure

Place marking!

Thank you originalcatlady for continuing to keep us entertained!

I'll post a non-emoji in solidarity, MovingBriskyOn, don't leave! [tiny car parked badly in big space]

Checking in for thread three. B on lates is the best week. C is my new Alphabet Street hero.

Just need someone to block off M. Does M have a car? If not I don't think its illegal to block a dropped kerb if you're not trapping someone in.

We have a drama unfolding...roadworks on the main road mean people that shouldn't even try to, are coming down our street. There's currently a HGV stuck at the end, half turned and unable to move further. Currently driver is trying to find the owner of Strange Car.

Woo hoo!

Another kerrrazeeee day on Alphabet Street!

Can we vote for @originalcatlady to get a CBE? Services to society and defence against cheeky fuckery.

Can't wait! [popcorn] Where is the pink dressing gown emoji?

After much horn honking and curtain twitching (some of whom are wearing pink dressing gowns), Strange Car owner was located and truck was rescued. Lots of anger about though!