I can offer you solutions to all your problems

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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I have a very old useless degree in humanities from a poly therefore am completely unfettered by knowledge or training. Bring me your problems and I'll solve them.

Yeah, when I get those emails. I tell my acquaintances that I have been following you and your wise teachings and helping others see the way. But for some reason, when I reply "I've been spreading my thighs", I get bizarre responses

Getting I've completely ignored them, even the frantic ones asking if I'm ok. I've left that world behind.

The last page Thigh and Thriends!! We need to make plans so we can all meet again

Already taken care of Getting never fear.

I've told my 'friends' that I've found my inner thigh and they look at me in a cloud of unknowingness.

She who knows not, and knows not that she knows not, she is a fool, shun her.

Naked, we're your thriends now. We have all explored our inner thighs together.

Thigh with everything that's been going on, I forgot to congratulate you on your "Feed the pigs to Elsa" epiphany. I bow to you, my noble and gracious Thigh

Reg - done will PM you for where to send the Monster Munch and will await the haunted stuff by return.

Was thinking, perhaps no need to order pigs n shizz if wax could render dh speechless during my weekend wine seshes. Best bring him back though so he can still help with chores and feeding me n stuff so I can remain even more horizontal.

Dangly Thigh up will you! Kill him now, or do you "love" him? I'm sending pigs and Elsa.

Oh ok then thigh if you're already sending the 'gear' over I'll get it done. It saves me having to bother with googling 'pig suppliers uk' and if Elsa's coming too it will go like a dream.

What's the latest verdict on Fuckboy Labour? Safe or a bit dicey?

They give you a sexy but sly wink as they do the labour. Thick but pretty with a saucy grin. Good for gathering plastic sheeting, digging etc

You can pay for helpers with the life insurance.

What should DD 11 wear to a party on Saturday?

Elsa

Phil a cosy slanket.

Just seen this. Hallelujah. I have a partially dislocated shoulder, physio to start next week. Can you just get the bastard reset and secured so I don’t have to piss about with bloody painful excersises?

Ta muchly.

Adora of course, Reg will trade you some haunted wax for monster munch. She can remove your arm, feed it to pigs and make you a new arm.

thigh you're a genius! She'll love it!

I am also open to red wine. And any savoury snacks, really.

I've come over all emotional, thank you cadre, comrades and sisters of the sisterhood for such a fun week on the SUPER THIGHWAY.

We have a new land where everything is just how we like it THIGHLAND.

I've left a sign post in Chat, you'll find it.

Elsa and I say goodbye to this thread

Goodbye Fuckboys shame you're too thick to read.

thigh you have truly enlightened us. And thank you for not kicking me out for eating too many vegetables, but instead telling me of the vegan creme eggs. I shall seek then out immediately!

Luaa anyone who doesn't eat lions or dogs is A-OK in Thighland.

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