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I'm a non medically trained self appointed internet nurse. I have a very old useless degree in humanities from a poly therefore am completely unfettered by knowledge or training. Bring me your problems and I'll solve them.

Pink I would recommend rewatching all of Friends, it's easy and you know it all anyway.

I have to write an essay and study for an exam, but I can't find my motivation. Any suggestions where I can find it please? And thank you

Budgie turn sideways and vom delicately into the sink whilst pooing. Your dog is sympathising with you and should be praised.

Tinty mummy isn't well and we should tell her to lie down and stop typing.

"sorry about peeing on the chair"

So, using that next time I get the comfy chair.

What brilliant Advice.

Thigh, need your best advice on getting rid of chin hairs.

Plucking one means two grow back. At this rate I am going to be the bearded lady by next week.

Knitting write the conclusion first, then the beginning and then put some waffle in the middle. Add a bibliography to pad it out, have a nap first though.

I have a problem with my manager. Please help. I don't need a manager.

Daily come home, at least you can be miserable in company. Misery loves company after all.

thigh I'm currently lying on sofa on MN eating Lindt chocs for brunch (thanks to DH) with my dressing gown still on, last nights make up still on my face and hair like a birds nest. I'm suppose to pick my DSis up in 25 mins to go for lunch - if I don't turn up she will be fucking furious very disappointed in me. What should I do?

Lacy this is tricky, how do people live without dogs? Could you join borrow my doggy or volunteer to walk dogs at your local shelter? Could you give away your children and start again but this time with dogs?

salsa could you phone her and cry and say that you really need her help to clear your loft as you think there are rats up there. Or would she like to cancel?

Thank you thighofrelief101 I'll try that now

Changer you are looking at this the wrong way. Of course you don't need a manager, you're not insane. But is your manager insane? Look at this as a service and doing your bit for humanity. Also remember that you are only working for money and who cares, just smile and mentally shrug.

This thread is making me so happy.

I can’t sell my house, what should I do thigh?

How do I eat left over takeaway curry whilst lying down? The dc are too old for bibs and I have a new t-shirt on.

Bombay stop fighting on his level and let him stew in his own juice. Remember how terrible labour is? You lived through that and just think of the teenage years as a very long and terrible labour that you will probably all live through.

lifenow use little sensitive wax strips from tesco (£3.50 for loads) and get what you can then top up with a razor if one sprouts overnight.

Hades this is what tea towels were invented for. Or take off your t-shirt to eat.

project let's break this down. Why do you want to sell? Is your house shit or you have a genuine reason for moving? Do you have a stylish friend with an eye for things that could come in and tell you what's wrong ie paint something in a trendy colour, get rid of dog bowls etc?

Phew. Thanks thigh. My lunch is saved. Next door's might be ruined at the sight of my wobbly tum if he peers in the window though

Thank goddess, you’re here, OP. I’ve been so stressed.

Whispers how do I dispose of the body?

Hades well that'll learn him not to be a voyeur won't it. Free the boobs.

Awesome advice thank op.

Five star service. Feel like I should leave a review on trip advisor or something.

mummmy2017 hahaha I wish I'd thought of that