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Oooo I received an anonymous letter this morning...from THE VILLAGERS 😬

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FlybirdFly · 25/06/2018 08:06

Will post a pic later but need to redact info first.

An A4 page complaining about rubbish outside my house, that they’ve been picking it up for months, I have a responsibility to secure my rubbish and I have two weeks to get 2/3 wheelie bins or “measures will be taken”

It’s actually quite polite tbf if you ignore the subtle threat

Only problem is....it isn’t my fucking rubbish! We locked the gate to the field a few months ago and everyone now flytips outside the farm instead (by everyone I mean a few wankers) usually black bags that have missed the bin men/women. They use to chuck them on our farm bonfire but as the gate is locked they throw them on the bondary of my property. My rubbish is kept on my property until bin day.

Unfortunately they’ve missed all the signs saying we have CCTV so I’ll be having a look to see if I can see any pitchforks and angry villagers when I get back from the school run

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Belle12345 · 27/06/2018 21:41

Jux I’m a total newbie and utterly useless only properly joined yesterday !! but been reading for years because I’m useless!!! And never had guts to add anything thanx for your info tho need a course in MN !!! Sorry for hijack x

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 27/06/2018 21:41

I'm feeling a strange urge to to go watch Hot Fuzz...

TalkinPeece · 27/06/2018 21:44
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Renster · 27/06/2018 21:54

Jux, how do I customise the thread? I’ve looked everywhere but can’t see how to do it.

Sorry I’m a bit thick.

FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:01

Am I bed and finally about to go through CCTV. It records constantly all day so will have to keep flicking until rubbish appears and then double back on myself

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FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:07

Hello sunshine Shock

Oooo I received an anonymous letter this morning...from THE VILLAGERS 😬
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FlatTopVera · 27/06/2018 22:07
Shock
FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:08

Ummmmmm

Not quite sure how to say this. But that’s someone from the farm ShockConfusedHmm

Motherfucker!

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FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:09

Doubling back to see who dumped the first lot. I can’t believe it 🤦‍♀️😫

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KindergartenKop · 27/06/2018 22:11

I'm on the edge of my seat...

PositivelyPERF · 27/06/2018 22:12

Holy shit!

NoMudNoLotus · 27/06/2018 22:12

Noooooo!

GigglingWanky · 27/06/2018 22:13
Shock
SandunesAndRainclouds · 27/06/2018 22:16

There’s the definition of cheeky fucker!!!

KeepServingTheDrinks · 27/06/2018 22:16

Bang to rights!

Can you make the out registration?

Don't bother calling Juliet. Let the proper police get the credit!

p.s. if there IS an auction, I'll chuck in a bid for the broken laundry basket. One English pound.

FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:17

As if I’ve kicked up all this fuss and it’s our rubbish 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬. BUT he shouldn’t be dumping his rubbish there, he’s supposed to get that picked up by the council 😡

Wonder if I can get the thread deleted 🤦‍♀️

I can’t see the first lot of rubbish on the camera so I can’t see who dumped it.

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FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:18

Genuinely shocked. Asked DD to have a look and said “who do you think that is?” She immediately said OMG that’s the bloke from the unit down the farm. It’s definitely him!

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UrsulaPandress · 27/06/2018 22:18

So let me get this straight. Is it your farm? And one of your employees is dumping farm rubbish at the entrance to the farm?

alphajuliet123 · 27/06/2018 22:19

Is the farm separate to you, OP? I'm a bit confused about the connection.

FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:22

There’s the farm and I live in the farmhouse. The farmer didn’t want to live here because it’s supposedly haunted Hmm

So I live in the farm. A few blokes work the farm. And there are 3/4 units we rent to other people. This bloke rents one of the units but has his own bloody bins, or is supposed to anyway!

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FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:23

Imagine a big compound with gates. Farm, farmhouse and units all in the same compound

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clumsyduck · 27/06/2018 22:23

I don't know if this is an anti climax or even more dramatic now 😂😂

MrsTommyBanks · 27/06/2018 22:25

Nooooo Shock

FlybirdFly · 27/06/2018 22:25

It’ll be dramatic when I grab the flytipping sod tomorrrow

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Maelstrop · 27/06/2018 22:26

Omg, do you think this is the culprit for all rubbish? I’ve been reading this thread slouched in my chair on the edge of my seat!

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