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Netmums Sty-lee thread: Add your ticker here!

346 replies

morningpaper · 23/05/2007 20:14

So let's chat and add our tickers. First person to say the word "arse" is disqualified.

How was your day?


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BABY NO 1 is FOUR YEARS and 245 days old
BABY NO 2 is 20 months and 12 days old

It has been 45 HOURS since I was last chased out of town with a PITCHFORK

I last OVULATED 3 days ago

It has been FOUR MONTHS since I last cleaned my Mooncup properly


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WideWebWitch · 23/05/2007 21:55

Betty, we don't have tickers on here. We're making them up.

sparklygothkat · 23/05/2007 21:55

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DS is 9 years and some days
Dd1 is 6 years and some days
dd2 is 5 years and some days
only 169 days to go till we meet new baby

Its been 7 days since I last had sex
4 years since I cleaned my cooker (DH does it, don't worry lol)

FrannyandZooey · 23/05/2007 21:56

I think Betty may be having a little joke with us

WideWebWitch · 23/05/2007 21:56

lol at baz, taz, etc, ha hahahahaha

wabbit · 23/05/2007 21:59

73 seconds since my last kiss from my snuggle bunny

47 times he's called me today to tell me he wubs me

36 roses sent to me daily

**

(never been on Mumsnet so I'm guessing!)

sparklygothkat · 23/05/2007 22:00

wow love the hearts!!

wabbit · 23/05/2007 22:00

durrrr, "never been on Netmums"

Whizzz · 23/05/2007 22:00

I have no idea - What to make for dinner tonight!

When I stop work at 6pm, it takes me about 20 mins to get home and I like to be able just to throw something in the oven - but the question is what??

(that was a real post by the way)

My MN reply would be "DH"

MissGolightly · 23/05/2007 22:00

Wabbit that is beautiful!!?!?!??!!!

(actually I am very impressed. How????)

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It is 12 minutes since I changed the glade plug in

It has made 22 fragrant puffs in that time (yes I'm counting!!!!! Crazee or what?!?!?!)

[misty photo of DS looking soulful in a little lord fauntleroy suit]

Whizzz · 23/05/2007 22:00

the NM reply was "Toad in the hole"

Original poster
morningpaper · 23/05/2007 22:01

wabbit were you working on that all afternoon?

========================================================= 3 minutes since I heard some sort of banging noise coming from my shed

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WanderingTrolley · 23/05/2007 22:02

Does anyone know where I can buy a 'Super dooper Princess on Board' sign for my feck off 4WD that I drive really badly?

IT'S BEEN not that long SINCE I HAD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND

THE REASON HE'S NOW OUT FOR THE COUNT IS that I clubbed him repeatedly with the bedside table just for a laugh

DAYS TILL STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON MY ARMS TRADING CHARGE RUNS OUT 783974598473984

THE NEXT IDENTITY I WILL BE STEALING IS yours.

LoveAngel · 23/05/2007 22:02

Do you like my new hairdo anyone? My bezzy mate thinks I look a bit like Honey from Eastenders lol

INSERT PICTURE OF MICHELLE MCMANUS LOOKALIKE WEARING A BAD CLEOPATRA WIG

Mummy is 15 yrs, 7 mths & 3 days

Daddy (used to be mummy's best mate's grandad) is 67 yrs, 9 mths & 6 days

DS1 & DS2 are living round their nan's coz 'daddy' isn't actually their daddy and doesn't want them messing up our new laminate flooring.

DD1 had her ears pierced at 4 days old...and F!@!ing what?????

Whizzz · 23/05/2007 22:02

I've also just seen a ticker of a boob thats says 'I support breadtfeeding'

TheArmadillo · 23/05/2007 22:03

hello babes!!! Just wanted to say how lovely you all were xxxxx
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My little angel - poo is 2yrs 7 months 12 days and 45 minutes old.

23 hrs and 50 minutes since my little star was called a demon child from hell

2 yrs since I last said 'no' to my little angel.

2yrs 7 months 12 days and 45 minutes since my last interesting thought

< picture of sulky rough looking child with a smaller child in head lock>

'tomorrow is the day after today'

sparklygothkat · 23/05/2007 22:04

I saw one saying my husband is trying to knock me up WTF!!!!!

BettySwallocks · 23/05/2007 22:05

I think you are just typing these things out each time, I can't find anything that lets me do this automatically

Whizzz · 23/05/2007 22:05

I think we should storm NM - shout rude words & then run off

(I need to grow up don;t I ?? )
Where's Cod when you need her!

LoveAngel · 23/05/2007 22:05

ROARING WITH LAUGHTER@ 'tomorrow is the day after today'

This is offociially my favourite thread EVER.

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 23/05/2007 22:05

MUMSNET Interval...

Wabbit - who's a clever bunny then, that's brilliant!

WWW - I live near Tunbridge Wells, Pleasures could be in my road - full of paedo's I expect. I'm phoning The Sun. It's a disgrace. Outraged of TW etc...

Original poster
morningpaper · 23/05/2007 22:05

lol I have seen the husband knocking me up one several times

I wonder if you can buy tee-shirts with it on?

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Sugarfree · 23/05/2007 22:05

I am trying really really hard not to link directly to certain things over there.

Original poster
morningpaper · 23/05/2007 22:06

lol SF it's hard isn't it

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aDad · 23/05/2007 22:06

10 seconds until I fart

sparklygothkat · 23/05/2007 22:07

can I have one saying 'my husband knocked me up 6 times!!!!????'