My foof is buzzing

[ClopySow]

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

Another nervous one here, no buzzing, no voices, just a cringe when things are gross or weird. So glad that's not just me!

Have you misplaced a mobile phone!! Its probably a nerve twitching.

A bee mysteriously appeared on the kitchen floor this morning. Now I know it fell out of my fanjo hive.

change could have been a Tree Bumblebee. The male collapses on the ground in exhaustion after they have mated. They might have been mating in your fanjo.If you put him on a saucer with a drop of sugar water he will perk up.

Yes! I get cringey Fanny. Also shock Fanny

Well funny enough, I did put him/her/it in the conservatory with a bit of honey mixed with water.

I went to check on him/her/it later and there were two in there...

I have pcos and have had this

How's the banjo fanjo Clopy?

It's anaemia. I have it all the time and went to my gp and he said that's what's causing mine!

Haven't RTFT. My husband's groin does this. He isn't pregnant, has sex sporadically, and his phone is so old that it doesn't vibrate. It does, however, have polyphonic ring tones. I'm refusing, on principle, to check if there are any forgotten 'toys'. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

I get a tingling foof when I drink wine.

Same here MrTumblesbitch ...

Apparently it's to do with blood flow ...

So you all have turbulent foods

You are cheering me up no end ! 🤣

mojojojo
Also...love your name! I said it in MoJoJoJos voice (loved the powered girls as a kid)

Fantastic thread! I've had this a couple of times always thought I was just weird glad to know I'm not alone.

HerRoyalFattyness It always has to be said in the voice

This is the funniest string of messages I have ever read! Thank you ladies! You made my night! Count me in for the vagina club!

Im actually dying here 😂😂😂😂

Is this foul language really necessary?

• Cloppysow

Well I have this and cringy clunge and javelin arse and I'm in my 60s! My voice would definitely be Maggie Smith in her Downtown Abbey character 😁

I'm so glad to see this thread! I am normal! (Kind of). I get this buzzy, fizzy feeling from time to time too, all day yesterday in fact. I think it's mainly been since my periods stopped so I assumed it was 'the monthly stuff going on' but without the 'output'! Nothing nice about it, ladies who haven't experienced it, nor nasty either, just weird - just like having a grumbly tummy but lower down behind the pubic bone. Effervescent foof!

ClopySow....you have a very limited vocabulary😡