My foof is buzzing

[ClopySow]

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

Well, I'm clearly unobservant: just noticed it already is^ a MN Classic

I get that sometimes tits! I thought it was just me - what is it,???

Very bewildered why so many foofs have men's voices - I would plump for a good Julie Walters myself...Victoria Wood era!

I think it's the dastardly hormones. And also a warning not to have forceps up there again.

Ah - I had that too!

Ah - I had that too!

Morning! I'm still trying to decide on my voice. Pat butcher isn't quite cutting it.

I didn't have forceps. I did have endometrial ablation a few years ago. I wonder if that's anything to do with it.

Joanna Lumley, now that's what you want your foof to sound like, a mysterious and come to bed kinda voice wouldn't want Brian Blessed booming out of your foof as he would make you jump every time he spoke don't want buzzing and jumping that's weird
I don't have a buzzing fanny, mine is full of tumbleweed, no room for the bees

One in 3 woman have fibroids and often have no symptoms and so are unaware they have them.

My foof is nowhere near as classy as joanna. Now Edina monsoon, that works.

My vibrating foof (or banjo fanjo as another poster named this :) ) must be
A. Muttering about lack of sex, possibly cobwebs down there tbh!
B. A very prudish traditionalkknx of foof, as it onlywber vibrates when I'm lying down on my back!

I have a Missionary Foof... I thought I was picking up on lorry vibrations through the mattress. But that sounds bonkers now I know it's actually my fanny grumbling away.

Mine has a grumbling badly done to monotone, definitely female.

I am fascinated by a Brian blessed kind of foof though!

A missionary foof

Mine stops vibrating when i lie down.

Ooh, yours is a racy foof indeed

Racey you say? Well then my voice should be murray walker.

poppypooch I was thinking a Marge Simpson voice... but Joanna Lumley is much better

I think mine is channeling Dame Maggie Smith. It's quite disapproving of all these wantonly chatting fanjos.

This has had me laughing out loud! I feel left out as my foof doesn't buzz or talk, I feel so boring!

Joanna Lumley and foofs just reminds me of when she went and smoked hers... it was when she went exploring the river Nile and it was a tradition she came across. Meant to be very good for the foof, perhaps that's what these buzzing ones need.

Imagine. From your fanjo. With buzzing.

What about Rod Stewart? His voice is gravelly. Having said that, perhaps that might be a tad painful?

I think I'd rather have the bees than Rod Stewart

Zuzu That is exactly how I imagine Brian Blessed channelled through a fanny would sound like.

And no no NO to Rod Stewart. I am no classy bird but my fanny has standards he does not reach.

I feel left out. My foof doesn't buzz

Fattyness same, I can only hope that this is something to look forward to when I get older.

Yeah, but I don't want to wait 15-20 years (I'm 25 and going off this thread it seems it occurs once you reach your 40s)

Yeah I know it's a long time, I'm 21, but I've got enough annoying body stuff for now (javelin arse, stabby uterus/ovary pains, ouchy lumpy boobs) I'm good for a while.