My foof is buzzing

[ClopySow]

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

No buzzing here, javelin on ocassion though.

Maybe GCHQ have recruited some female spies to listen in in case there are foreign foofs spying on us

I have buzzy foof syndrome too. I am 48, have IBS, an ovarian cyst and endometriosis. Not sure if any of that is the cause

I suffer from Javelin Arse on occasion too. When I previously Googled, this is what I found: "Proctalgia is pain due to a spasm of the pelvic floor muscles, the muscles of the anal sphincter, or the muscles of the rectum. This causes severe stabbing pain like a knife sticking into the rectum."

I get the occasionally fizzy foof too, justbon one side. Always just rolled with it as it were, deffo haven't got a bee infestation...

I hate finding a fantastic thread when out dog walking cos the people I pass look at me so weird 😩😂😂

I have this, I googled the shit out of it at the time and found nothing so I thought I was alone.

Good to know I am not

a fanjo banjo

Dunno how old you are, but this has been discussed as a meno symptom on the Menopause Matters chat forum in the past...

I want a taser foof now!

Mine has done this a couple of times, but seems to be in the run up to my period and only for a few hours.

I have had pins and needles in my foof a few times, that was fun wiggling to try and get normal feeling back.

I used to get it as a child only occasionally now. Dd9 gets it too

I get this very occasionally and this thread has inspired me to keep a 'foof' dairy, to see if I can work out what triggers it.

I am ambivalent about the bee theory, I'm not against bees in general, but I found 5 dead ones just outside my front door yesterday and am now concerned that I unknowingly ejected them from my foof and they died from the sudden drop in temperature....

I get this on occasion. I now view it as a dying battery reminder- as in
' Have you forgotten I exist down here!' Said in a sexy Pierce Brosnan rumble.....

Well I never have my hands away from there that long so it's deffo not neglect that's causing the fizzing foof and I'' too young for a menopause too so... maybe it is to do with bees after all...

This happened to me after I got a coil put in (and then, coincidentally went to visit stone circle at Avebury). I thought it was the coil...

In all seriousness, it sounds like a nerve, could be femoral neuropathy or compression of the nerves in the lower back, I would google it and see if it sounds like you, then make an appointment with the G.P. In fact, just make an appointment, nothing worse than trying to self-diagnose. Good luck.

I also get, what I describe as, a nervous fanny....like a cringe when you see something uncomfortable

Jesus yes! I get a cringy fanny too, particularly if i see something gory. My fanny reacts worse than my brain or stomach to gory shit - 24 hours in a&e is a leg crossing hour.

but I found 5 dead ones just outside my front door yesterday and am now concerned that I unknowingly ejected them from my foof and they died from the sudden drop in temperature

Crying here.

My DD(4) is asking what is making me cry with laughter.

What the hell!?! Mine has started now! Keep your bees to yourselves!

How useful.

I don't have buzzy fanjo.

But I do get javelin arse occasionally and am pleased to know what it is.

Also get the cringy/nervous fanny.

Why don't you just google your symptoms? Just pop vibrating and vagina into the search bar - what's the worst that could happen?

Trains,

I'll tell you what can happen if you add "bees" and "buzzing" as well: you're informed that Cleopatra used a rudimentary sex toy involving bees contained within a hollowed-out gourd must be true as on t'interweb

OP,

I'm inclined to agree with PPs advising to get checked out by a medic.

(Wearing this, if you consider a precautionary measure wise).

A'right our kid...
Teardrop get this too, and nervous fanny.

We had a family of Tree bumble bees descend on us about this time of year. They are small and discreet, sleep between 8pm and 8am and leave of their own accord in late July for warmer climes. They buzz alot but quietly. Just saying.

Well, if any of you are bored...