My foof is buzzing

[ClopySow]

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

Oh! I was thinking of you all this morning as my nose was sort of tingling and buzzing. I can only assume it was trying to communicate with all your vaginas

Hormones. if not, it's definitely bees.

Keep checking but yeah. Huge thanks to Valsie1 for killing a hilarious thread stone dead. And checking back just to make sure that she did. There's no thumbs up smiley in the list, so rest assured, know that we're all raising a single digit to you...

I think I've found the answer, I'll start a new thread.

WHAT?

Have started a new thread in chat

Oooooh! I hadn't noticed comments from @valsie1

My vocabulary is FUCKING ENORMOUS actually.

And i've just realised that the buzzing has stopped.

Err I don't mean to distract, but now you've mentioned Murray Walker voicing your foof.....I'm literally NEVER going to be able to have sex again.

DP is an ex (not famous) racing driver.

I just know, just know, that as I'm on that lovely orgasmic peak, I'll hear...

And it's go go go!

ClopySow .....yes your vocabulary is very varied ( lots of different swear words) I bet you went to a really good school!

Look! It's wasps, it's wasps!

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Ten pages in this thread. Takes a lot of reading. From the start, the subject of the thread is pretty clear. I can't understand why someone would spend their time reading through it just so they can choose to take offence & make pointless comments about the content of the messages they've just spent an hour or so reading. Personally if the content of a thread offended me I'd just switch to different thread.

I love this thread. It's hilarious. Except the boring shit posted by Valsie.

I went a shitting tremendous school as it happens, a veritable hive of clever bastards we were, all swearing our fucking massive brained heads off. And obviously my bloody marvellous education was worth it if you can spot it in my posts.

Are you sure you've not accidentally sat on yours/DH's electric razor? I did this once and your symptoms sound so very familiar... I think when yours stopped, it had either run out of batteries or needs recharging. Best to remove it first, to avoid any possibility of electrocution, to check all compartments. I would recommend recharging or new batteries for future use of it. [sign in deep though].

I had this a couple of years ago, then started getting numbness down my legs. My GP was baffled but said likely to be a nerve issue. After a few weeks it never happened again - no bloody idea. I thought I was sat on my phone too!

I've had this during bouts of cystitis. Panicked at first but Dr Google sorted me out.

I had that and it was because of fibroids pressing on a nerve

o shit i love baseline music

o shit i love baseline music

I get a buzzing fanny sometimes - it's rhythmic & pulsing & quite enjoyable! No idea what causes it

And this thread just keeps quietly buzzing along...