My foof is buzzing

[ClopySow]

I am not using a vibrator. My phone is not vibrating. No-one is doing mad drilling next to me. I haven't accidentally left an internal vibrating toy up there.

I've had a pretty constant buzzing/vibrating feeling in my groin for about a week now. It's neither pleasant or unpleasant. What the fuck is it?

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

You make a good argument for the bees una

But

NOT IN MY FOOF!

Clopy You cant be too careful you know. Health and Safety and all that. Never know when new foof inspection rules are going to be put in place

Is someone phoning my foof? Stop phoning my foof. You've got the wrong number.

😂

No foof inspections shall be administered within unless they are by a qualified smear nurse or a curious sexy person.

Maybe you could advertise....
Sexy man that can read fanjo code?
Apply within. . . .

Oh my god. I'm actually going to put that on my tinder profile...

Ok between this and the aggressive cake baking thread I'm now still in my nightie and dressing gown. Fuck off, mumsnet, I need to get dressed!
I'll be back, though. I want me some of this talking fanjo club. (Fills out application form...)

I wonder what it sounds like? Maybe its a fanjo banjo

Mee too onalong. I was supposed to be in Tesco an hour ago.

I have an assessment to hand in monday. Informing the world about my buzzing foof is a whole new level of procrastination.

That would be quite a showstopper. "Sorry my assessment is late but my foof was buzzing over the weekend"

Just remove the queen and rehome her in a nice warm quiet spot in the garden. The rest of the swarm will follow of their own accord.

Alternatively phone the council for a specialist to come out.

I've had this intermittently for the last few weeks - I thought I was a lone weirdo! It started at work. I thought my computer was having a crisis and sending vibrations through my chair but it didn't stop when I stood up.

I'm not going to the doctor with a vibrating foof so I plan to ignore it for the time being.

Also hopes it's not bees

You're not the poster that put bleach on it, are you?

No, i have never bleached my foof.

I had a pretty interesting incident with Tiger Balm though.

I've had this before too. I think it's a nerve thing like when you get a twitchy eye? The bee theory or fanjo morse code is a far more interesting explanation though!

I had this last year before finding out I was pregnant

Would an orgasm relieve it?

Worth a shot regardless

Ah I get this too! I've found my people!

I'm seriously glad you posted this, I was beginning to think I had some serious fanjo issue and had start to practice (in Mt head) how I could describe it to the Dr....

I'll try the orgasm relief theory and get back to you.

I suspect not though, it's not a horny feel, just a buzzy feel.

My foof has never buzzed! I'm feeling left out...

Pickle, don't be upset, i didn't experience a buzzing fanjo until I was 48. It could happen anytime so you could still be in with a chance.

Too much coffee.

That is based on scientific ignoarance but is probably true nonetheless. That, or too few bananas.

I should add, the bananas are for eating

Psammead - I was concerned I was going to have to feed said buzzing vagina (aka fanny taser) a diet of bananas.

That is a whole thread in itself.......