AIBU to leave it out overnight?

[garbagegirl]

I have a load of washing on the line. OH just checked it and he says its still pretty wet. No sun here (Grrr) so there is no chance it will dry before we have to go out in an hour.

I say it's not a big deal, we can just leave it on the line overnight and get it in tomorrow when it's dry

He says if it's left out overnight it won't stay clean.

Solve this clash of opinions please dearest vipers (I have no idea how it would get dirty on the clothes line)

I leave mine out for days at a time often in the rain too.

What on earth is "darked on?"

I happily leave mine out, it smells so nice and clean afterwards. What does he think will happen to it? Bats will shit on it?

What does he think will happen to it? Bats will shit on it?

Don't be ridiculous.

Birds shit on it.
Spiders drag their willies on it.
Owls blow their noses on it.
Bats dry their hair with it.

I am shuddering at the idea of leaving washing out to be darked on. For all the aforementioned batpoo/spiderwilly/owlsnotting reasons.

Please just don't.

I promise you will regret it

Birds shit on it.
Spiders drag their willies on it.
Owls blow their noses on it.
Bats dry their hair with it.

And of course it will GET DARKED ON 😂

Thebookis I'm laughing but I know I shouldn't. Didn't realise how serious it was.

Do you think slugs masturbate on my night washing? Do frogs cry frog tears into my wet towels?

It will also get night time cooties on it.

I wouldn't.

But I'm not quite sure why. 🤔

Why on earth wouldn't washing stay clean on a line overnight??

Birds shit on it.
Spiders drag their willies on it.
Owls blow their noses on it.
Bats dry their hair with it.
Slugs masturbate on it.
Frogs cry frog tears into it.
Foxes get foxy on it.
Ghosts put it over their heads and pretend to be people pretending to be ghosts.
Hedgehogs use it to dab dry after using their penis beakers.

And IT WILL GET DARKED ON.

My washing line is on a pigeon flight path so I wouldn't because of genuinely high chance of bird poo.

I'm thinking of turning this into a children's book.

The Washing That Got Left Out Overnight

You forgot about the night time cooties Book

I heard moths steal pillowcases as they believe them to be the reincarnation of long since dead mothy ancestors

And cats will canoodle on it

Squirels will steal your bras if large of chest like me and use them as hammocks.

I did find my bra in a tree once, so it is true

Plus it will get darked on and no hot wash will remove this.

"second only to hoovering after 5pm in levels of slatternliness"

Where does not hoovering at all fit on the scale of slatternliness then, if hoovering after 5pm is the very worst you can do? Or was that just unthinkable for your mother?

I do this quite often, usually because I put laundry in the washing machine in the morning, go out and then by the time I get back in the mid-afternoon and hang it out it won't dry in time. In fact I'm leaving it out tonight.

I have no idea what people think will happen to the clothes left out at night that won't happen in the day. Birds poo in the day, as do spiders make webs etc etc.

KitKat I don't think you've read the thread properly........................

I'm laughing so hard at the replies on this thread!!

But Kitkat

In the day, the washing gets just lovely clean light on it.

At night...

KitKat according to this thread you will suffer the horrors of it being darked on 😱

I have actual tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks darkened on IS a thing I never leave mine out

I have nothing to add other than this is a brilliant thread!

spider willies and IT WILL GET DARKED ON are being added to my vocabulary with immediate effect