Wanky things! Wanky things everywhere...

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Masons Jars for holding lunch and layered salads etc = wanky

Menus that say things like " Shoestring fries ~ 6.5" = wanky

Nespresso's "Vintage" coffee = wanky

Calling chicken nuggets Chicken Gougons = wanky

Gah!

PintofSquash, I think that site might be satire. Check out the front page, with headlines like "Cute! Man Who Looks Like Rotting Carcass Thinks He Has Superior Genes" (about Steve Bannon), or "Trump, Russia Dispel Collusion Rumours, In Carefully Crafted Joint Statement".

So... I was in Glasgow yesterday and you'll never guess where we ate..

The butterfly and the pig!!

It was seriously wanky. And overpriced 😱😱 my sister had looked on their website at the menu and the process we paid were several pounds dearer than what's on the website !😠

Calling playing with your friends play dates!

I had to resurrect the thread to share the email I just got from Ugg.

Makes me want to burn my MN-approved Wilcoxes.

True sheepskin wankery

'live and breathe the spirit of California', what, as opposed to living and breathing the spirit of perjury, which is what the Deckers Corp, owner of the Ugg 'Australia' brand did when they outright lied in court and stole the name Ugg?
They pretend to be Australian, they lie about being the originator of the name... Not a company I will ever have anything to do with, liars and thieves.

I got an email from Benefit cosmetics saying "Hi hun". WTAF

Unsubscribe....UNSUBSCRIBE!!

The phrase 'in situ'

The phrase "my go to"

Arghhh tossers!

"My go to salad"

"My go to cowhide trainers"

Fuck off!

There is a bar near me that looks like a boiler showroom, you have to stand and "queue" to be let in, even when it's empty inside.

Their signature cocktail is named after the local hospital and is served in a sharps container with a syringe of red liquid (does taste pretty good though)

Almost ultimate wankiness? Definitely beaten by that menu and the balloon popping though...

I present the motherlode of wank.

From a fucking rice cake packet, of all things.

I can't believe wankery in York has been mentioned and no one has mentioned the star Inn the city.

It serves bread in a flat cap ffs.

Just stumbled on this thread again after reading it ages ago, and I must confess that after all this time I am still chuckling over wanktastic chutney

I saw a job at subway once for a sandwich artist, turns out that's what they call the people that serve you

My brother was so proud when he told his new backpack came with a hydration system. I asked how that was different from a bottle of water. Not a lot different it turns out. He loves a bit of wankery, my brother, god bless him.

My biggest piss boiler is when people refer to drinks made with semi skimmed milk as “skinny”

Gives me the rage 😡😡

Not half as good as the burst balloon, but Alcotraz - £30 odd for an hour and you bring your own booze??

The butterfly and the pig!!

I took a look at their window. Wanky and twee.

Window? Menu! Gah. I must have been overwhelmed by their wankiness.

self service checkouts=wank

I'm going to Glasgow tomorrow. I will seek out the Butterfly and Pig and experience this wankiness first hand. I shall report back ...

I've been somewhere where they served the cocktails in suitcases and briefcases! As in, a briefcase with a straw poking out of it. Here's an example of what it was like, lol.

Just discovered this wonderful thread, I'll be back....

The waiter who introduced himself as "your Service Ambassador"...