Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

Happens to me all the time, we have stools to sit on at work (( theatres so we can be sat there a while) and whenever I stand up, there it is. Worst part most of the stools require your legs to be slightly open unless you sit on them sideways. Very embarassing

Iceland generates it's electricity from it's geothermal whatchamies.

Can't we hook hot hoochies up to MumsGrid? Sell our home generated leccy back to EDF?

Bound to be an MNr who's an expert on energy production...

I love you all.

This is the gloomiest day since Brexit vote day, but you have made me snort and sob with laughing.

'minge mist'

And yes, it totally happens to me. I've perfected the slide-and-stand chair polish manoeuvre, and also the 'Oh, I just need to put my bag on the chair and scuff it about a bit while I look for something...' technique.

In my experience of gyms, though, they have signs up asking you to wipe the equipment after you've used it, so there's no need to try to do a guilty secret wipe.

This is making me wonder just how many times we have all sat inadvertently on a seat that has recently had foof juice/sweat/whatever it is smeared all over it by a hastily scooting bum...

My tribe!

Iv'e never experienced this.

Is it groin sweat or vaginal secretions?

I don't think this has ever happened to me. But I'm now wondering if I've proudly left my diamonds for the world to see...

foxychox WTF are "sweat wicking knickers"?

Are you all going commando or something?

Certainly not.

That's not a euphemism, BTW.

Brilliant. I'm smirking at this thread.

I nominate for classics too.

Cjt- I find that happens with too tight cheap trousers. Buy better!

I'm a mum of competitive swimmers.
Try a hot environment and a 4hr sit on a plastic seat!!!!
Yuck

Frequently. More so when I was a wee teen.

cjt - www.amazon.co.uk/Isla-Womens-Seam-free-Workout-Bikini/dp/B00PGLM65U/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1478709841&sr=8-3&keywords=sweat+wicking+knickers
People raved about them, they must have a lot less minge mist than me is all I can say....

So now I understand why so msmtwimen fart arse around leaving their seat! Honestly it used to irritate me the way some women would strand, sit, stand; or stand, do a major bag faff, then leave; or simply seathover. I used to think just sit properly woman ffs!

It all makes sense now.

And yes I am a woman and I've probably left these myself but never knew

To those who've never experienced this, I've only started post-35, and post moving to a warm country. So for some people, diamond-free seat-leaving may be a key benefit of living in the freezing, post-Brexit U.K.

Mumsnet at it's best. I love you all

I've had a really shit week culminating in me blubbing at work today but you've made me laugh so much.

And as I've recently changed names I feel I too can put my hand up and admit to this, especially at the gym.

It happens to us all :(

Went for Sunday dinner/Bbq type thing at my sisters back in the summer.
Came in and sat on her new leather sofa.
I had on a lovely dress (That's not relevant. Just thought I'd share it was a bloody lovely dress)
Anyway. Went to stand up, and I was, er, kinda 'vacummed' to the sofa.
Proper stuck. I managed to stand up and peel my sweaty legs and vag of the sofa. And I was mortified.
I left behind a perfect leg/Arse/manky muff style print.
It was arty in a way I suppose.
Also. I won't ever sit on a leather sofa in a dress in the summer again.

Thanks for this cheer up! I reckon I have a mid hid setting on mine as it can be warmer than the rest of me but still comfortably room temperature for chairs... also there aren't any plastic chairs at work. Also I will go forth professing that I have never sat in a plastic chair (how do you are fare on wood?).

Does no one ever pull out the topic their big knickers slightly and feel hot foof blast?
Just me then

Oh my oh my
So not the only one. I never thought of twist and slide but instead I have done the -let me sit on the edge for a bit before I stand up to allow evaporation to take place- and the -let me quickly put my bag on this chair to make sure I have my keys and wipe the chair-
It happens
Awful

In sixth form, thanks to a mishearing, this was known as a 'stetty clittyus'.

Yessss! But never discussed this with anyone!! I always take my coat off and sit on it to avoid it! If no coat i do the slide and shuffle in anticipation of it being there.

Never thought of it as steam though, thought it was sweat. Feel quite proud of it now.