Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

Fucking hell yes.

Always at the hairdressers on thier bloody leather chairs after I've been swamped in that polyester sack they put on you.

Will try the twist next time, never thought of that!

Yay! Thank god I saw this in time as it's parents evening for ds tomorrow night and I too am inflicted with the " misty muff " that would look great on a sick note
Practising my twisting and sliding now, kitchen at front of house and blinds up so anyone looking in will think I've lost the plot.
Will be looking around the hall tomorrow night for the twisters and sliders.
P.s someone could take this to dragons den and invent a condensation reducer type thingy, seems many of us would need it.

Oh god - I get the diamond of doom too ... today I was sat on a table at work (school) , now those green school tables may as well sound a klaxon as you shuffle off them!

PussyPatches

You name changed to my phrase!

I feel like MN royalty

I'm rather enjoying it FookyNell. Hope you don't mind.

It was a toss up between this and BeaverBreath

I'm rather taken with RussetGusset or BleachyCrotch. :o

Zoflorabore Don't forget to ZoFlo after your twist n slide practice (the chair, not your chuff...)

Tada! :o

I have also left the Rorschach Imprint since puberty and now well into 40's, I honestly honestly thought it only happened to me.

Goes to bed feeling a little closer to normal, yaaay!

My people!

Bloody hell I've worried about this silently for over 20 years! First pointed out in school by a boy who shouted 'sweaty bum!' And pointed to everyone my diamond of doom. Recently noticed again at parent council forum when I'd been sat in the same type of chair for an hour and a half!

I've perfected the shuffle, scrape and exit, and am the fastest chair shover in in the west.

Also happens at the gym, but reading this thread in horror as I've never ever thought of checking the hairdressers chair! It's totally prime and I've never looked back!

Oh and YY to orange tinged black gussets!

Ok, I have to ask. I just don't understand. Just how, what, why?

Isn't the bleach hing down to the pH of vaginally secretions?

I nearly always wear natural fibres, and I still sometimes leave my mark on chairs. And for the previous poster who mentioned trying to do the twist and slide with blood - yay, we now have white plastic chairs I'm the canteen. They might as well put fairylights on it, because it makes it really quite a challenge to wipe with no one noticing.

Transparent condensation on a white chair isn'the so noticeable.

It isn't sweat, or wee or any other liquid dribbling out onto the chair. It is the result of trapping foof-warmed air against cooler chair...and, voila, minge mist.

Another Hot Pussy here 😬

I just put it down to being overweight and a permanent furnace.

I shuffle or put my bag on my seat as I stand up.

...and rusty patches on dark cotton pants.

Irregular, long, vanishing & reappearing periods.

Candida from badly managed diabetes....

nether regions are just a joy these days 😖

Zoflo of course! Though I imagine " winter morning " on the nether regions would put me off Zoflo for life

This definitely needs to go to classics!! Taboo subject unleashed.

I'm so happy I posted this. My purpose in life is to make us all feel better about hot fannies. My work here is done.

Athenkewe.
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This thread has made me cry with laughter. I suffer too! The cheap plastic chair in staff canteens in Tube depots always present me this problem. I have mastered The Slide, but I can tuck the chair under the melamine table and walk away.

so funny!

Ok, I have to ask. I just don't understand. Just how, what, why?

It's the same as when you put a warm hand on a cold window; condensation forms.

Aha - so a Karcher might be your friend. Simply whip it out after your session is finished at parents evening, whisk it along the chair et voila.

In the 20s/30s well to do gentleman's butler would talc their nuts before helping them put their pants on. SERIOUSLY? Why did they never show them doing thisin Downton? They missed a trick.

I also look forward to Lucy Worsley's next history series on the Beeb where she covers this vital but little-known aspect of male grooming.

Yes, I think the last thread about bleached gussets concluded that it was the bleaching action of the natural secretions. Presumably a bit like when you spill toothpaste or yoghurt on dark clothes.

We could all have a little annual get together to chat about minge mist and effective ways of managing it.

We could call it Cunny ConCon.

Have had this for years
Blamed it on being overweight.
It's so bad I can only wear black or white trousers!
However I was taking an antidepressant citalopram and since stopping it condensation has lessened.

My worst day ever was my 1st at current new job and given a brown plether chair to sit on whilst being given my induction. It was May and rather warm in the office. I stood up and there it was THE DIAMOND OF DOOOOOOOOM don't know if it was a mixture of 1st day nerves, cheap trousers, warm room or the brown chair as I have done the shuffle butt since. I practically twerk my way off any chair now, they probably think I have worms