Cameron2012 · 21/08/2016 20:44
So I went out with a man many years ago who was very kind, interesting handsome, drove a lovely car and was very popular. But, I ended the relationship because he seemed to think whispering ' penetration' in my ear was sexy.
I also finished with a bloke because he had thick blond hair on his arms.
Now I know that means at the time I was very shallow, so ... What is the shallowest reason you have ever had to finish a relationship ?
NickNacks · 21/08/2016 20:46
He had a strong regional accent and i genuinely couldn't understand most of what he said. I said pardon so many times that I'd end up nodding or smiling hoping it was the correct response.
StillMedusa · 21/08/2016 20:48
He took off his underpants and FOLDED them neatly on a chair ...
I was hoping for unbridled passion and it was a bit of a moment killer
x2boys · 21/08/2016 20:50
green underpants, not boxers or shorts but thee type you buy for little boys.
bigtapdancingpimp · 21/08/2016 21:05
I went out with a guy who did everything reeaalllllyyyyyyy slowly. Walked slow, talked slow, ate slow. He was funny about food, we went to a restaurant and he pushed the food round his plate; when I asked him if there was anything wrong with the steak he replied 'I dinnae really eat meat'. I suggested trying the veg to which he replied 'I dinnae really eat vegetables' He was shit in bed too but ironically more of a hare than the tortoise
QueenoftheAndals · 21/08/2016 21:07
he seemed to think whispering ' penetration' in my ear was sexy.
We need to know more about this OP. Was it a statement of intent, a statement of what he'd just done or just something he randomly said?
LavenderRains · 21/08/2016 21:08
I dumped someone who wore jumpers that his mum knitted and had chapped lips.......I dated his brother tho
KatieScarlettReregged2 · 21/08/2016 21:08
He got a tattoo.
On his forearm.
Of my name in swirly writing.
Actually not that shallow now I come to think about it.
Christine88 · 21/08/2016 21:08
He wouldn't let me eat McDonald's because of the amount of paper they waste...or something I wasn't listening I just heard no McDonald's and I was done...
reader77 · 21/08/2016 21:09
He had one long hair growing out of his shoulder.
User543212345 · 21/08/2016 21:11
He licked his knife. In public. And held his spoon in a fist like a toddler does.
When we did break up he called me a few days later saying "I know I'm useless and a liar and have terrible manners, but are you sure you want to end this?" Funnily enough that didn't change my mind.
MrsGsnow18 · 21/08/2016 21:11
Holy flip to the guy whispering penetration in your ear!! That would have really creeped me out! That or made me wet myself laughing!
I once dated a guy who stuffed tissues down his boxers! I never found out why, it just grossed me out to find wads of tissue in there
NoCapes · 21/08/2016 21:12
I once dumped someone because he jizzed on my favourite shoes and I just couldn't look at them in the same way again
x2boys · 21/08/2016 21:14
Reader could you not have plucked it?
RatherSheepish · 21/08/2016 21:14
A guy who kept fiddling with his nipples during sex. Not that uncommon I guess. He used to also always go and do a large post-coital shit. I dropped him after he left one too many skid marks in my loo.
QOD · 21/08/2016 21:16
Cos he was the same height as me
Not that shallow as I'm 5 foot tall lol
We looked like bloody children
DoreenLethal · 21/08/2016 21:16
He turned up to a date in black loafers with a gold bar and tassles on them.
I walked away.
SauvignonPlonker · 21/08/2016 21:17
Went on a date with a young Studmuffin from the gym - I was 31, he was 25.
He invited me to his flat for dinner & produced Uncle Ben's jar sauce & microwave rice. Then switched on Hollyoaks to watch, whilst we ate it from our laps on trays that his mummy had bought him.
And he couldn't come with a condom on.
Queenbean · 21/08/2016 21:17
He had terrible grammar. "I can't do this no more". Urgh.
MistressMerryWeather · 21/08/2016 21:17
Cameron2012, my ex used to whisper the same thing.
He thought it was funny/sexy.
I wonder if it's the same guy?
reader77 · 21/08/2016 21:18
x2boys I probably would do that now but I was 18 at the time and squeamish!
Mooey89 · 21/08/2016 21:18
Updated his calendar for a date of our that said 'enjoy Mooey'. Then that night he ate a large dominoes, two sides, dessert AND Ben and Jerrys all to himself.
I got in my car, drove home, and blocked his number. I'm a cunt, but EUGH
Cameron2012 · 21/08/2016 21:19
Queen of the andals
We never actually had sex or even came close, he whispered pennnnnaaaatrrrraaation and then stuck his tongue in my ear
ProseccoBitch · 21/08/2016 21:19
OP that's amazing lol!
I had a shag buddy who didn't make ANY noise during sex. I then realised he was the same height as me (it took a while to notice as we'd been horizontal most of the time before then). That was it for me I'm afraid (I'm 5'3").
CautionWankingMonkeys · 21/08/2016 21:19
Left his socks on and thanked me directly after sex.
Mooey89 · 21/08/2016 21:21
Oh! Another one - turned up to a date with a pack of darts that he delighted in telling me were called 'golden penetrators' then when I held one told me 'you have a lovely grip'.
Another one I binned because he wore a pleather jacket.
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