My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

Shit
I'm getting paranoid.

Someone has put a courgette on the top shelf

I'm rumbled

Hah, you absolutely are!

I bet its your boss.

I suspect quiet words have been had somewhere!

BEST DAY EVER!!!

I also

I reckon the courgette belongs to Mardle!

ProcrastinatorGeneral Mon 09-May-16 08:51:33
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Morning cockwombles!

grin

points finger

This is my favourite thread EVER. I want ITbitch to be my boss. I can learn so much from him.

Definitely rumbled - unless ITbitch knows about the thread and is on the wind-up

Is IT bitch on this thread? He's very kind buying all that sushi!

"And boss is in today!
Oh damn- her stuff ain't hogging the fridge!"

You missed a trick there!

Did she not shop then as she thought that the fridge would still be "broken"?

Mardle appears to be a 43 year old woman who has a good knowledge of teaching art.

Ring any bells OP.

Is ITbitch good with his hands? Could he have a second career in courgette cock crafting? What about his Sidekick?

Mardie isn't courgette fancying fridge fucj

Rut ro ... busted!

(I'm so glad to have spread the word re kitten block)

hooray for sushi!

Ooh mystery courgette planted. Surely not a coincidence?

*Shit
I'm getting paranoid.

Someone has put a courgette on the top shelf

I'm rumbled*

Cunting awesome work. Come on then, who's the other MN'er in the office then? Reveal youself (under the cover of an anonymous username of course)!

Red if it were me it would have been a defaced courgette! :o

I am sat in the council offices with a cantankerous toddler who is bemoaning the lack of wifi. Fuck my life. Or his.

Phew just caught up

Defo rumbled! We don't have a fridge hoarder at work just someone who believes any food in the fridge or your desk or bought in by other members of staff i.e treats are exclusively hers and hides them in her bag!
Ooh I'm looking forward to lunch
IT BITCH for president of the free world

Total unashamed place marking for the next GRIPPING episode!!

Loving it all.

OP, are there any jobs going in your office? I SO want yo work there. I could be IT Bitch's Bitch.

*to

Oh that would have been hilarious if Procrastinator was also in the office!

Love that FMFF hasn't shopped today, that's brilliant. Except that the fridge is now known to be working again, so watch out tomorrow! I agree that the fridge needs to be left full of non-perishables (i.e. NOT sushi) so that she still can't get her shopping in there though.

And I do love ITBitch as well.

Choose your non perishables carefully so she doesn't just hoick them out - must need chilling in this heat, don'cha know? -large bottles of ice tea, different flavour for everyone in office, that sort of thing.

By a strange coincidence I have actually brought courgette plants into work today for a colleague! It must have been subconscious go op!