I woke my DH up at 4am this morning

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By rolling over so my face was a couple of inches from his, and hissing 'Push it NOW or we're all going to die!' in a venomous stage whisper.
Apparently he shot backwards, waking in terror, fell off the bed, whereupon I awoke and rebuked him for being noisy. I have no recollection of any of this.

Anyone else a sleep talker?

Last week (while delirious with a high temp), i woke dp up crying because they wouldn't believe me. When asked who wouldnt belive me about what I apparently informed him that the mermaids wouldn"t believe me that i wasn't one.
Ten mins later i woke him again this time kicking him. My explaination for this is i was showing the mermaids that i had two legs not a tail and i really needed the mermaids to hide me from the something before it ate me for being a mermaid.
I have no recollection of any of the conversation with dp but do remember flashing my legs at some guy in a bazarr type market (which was housed in a weird combo of a school gym hall and my wedding venues foyer) while begging him to save me because i have to make curry for the minions. (The actual minions not my kids).

Unfortunately I can't blame the high temp for this as i am prone to weirdness of this sort on an extremely regular basis. This also includes waking long suffering aforementioned dp with numerous (non sexy time) physical contact; most recently mon night by scratching his leg, instead of mine and then punching him for still being itchy.

I woke my dd up the other morning. She started crawling around the bed looking for the cat. Apart from saying "where's the cat?" It sounded like she was talking in another language. For 5 minutes she crawled all over the bed looking for the cat beforeshe woke up. Unfortunately for dd we don't even have a cat!!!

Apparently this morning I woke DH up crying that 'they're taking our special lemon tree! Don't let them take our special lemon tree!'

I don't even like lemons!

I punched an ex in the face then shouted at him for waking me up when he yelled out in pain.

Oh blimey. I'm creasing with laughter!

I'm usually one to talk nonsense just after being half woken up or just about to fall asleep.
Once when I was poorly I shouted at an ExP because I was convinced he was pushing a piece of glass at my face. Not the pointy bit, just like the flat side.

When I was younger my Mum came into my room and asked me to turn off the lamp next to my bed. I then sat up, eyes open but still asleep and started wafting my arm around on the wrong side of the bed. My mum informed me it was on the other side and I shouted "I KNOW!!" then lay straight back down without attempting the other side! ;)

I have lots of conversations now in my sleep with DP but rarely do I ever remember them. I think it's just a load of random rubbish.

I'm starting to wonder if DSS sleep walks on occasion, sometimes he will wake up cry and I will go into his room to see him just standing on the other side of it crying. I just lead him back to bed and he is instantly asleep again. There is no interaction and he must have walked before starting to cry as I'm awake and in his room like a shot if he cries. Very bizarre.

My naked DP got up for the loo and walked back into the wrong room and the wrong bed and spooned my poor elderly DM.

I am awful for sleep talking I was chatting about marmalade to my dp on my last one
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