Stupid Facebook selling.

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Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

Urgh ginslinger, a second-hand moon cup!

Yay, glittery shit from my local fb group.
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I have no idea at all what these are, but 'the whole lot £50' !!!!!

I wouldn't buy a second hand moon cup unless it was glittery

I've been checking our local fb selling site (well the one where you don't have to join to see what's on offer) since I found this thread but haven't found one piece of glittery shit .

I'm intrigued by how people "glitterfy" these things. Is it some sort of aerosol spray on glitter shit?

This is a thing of beauty! Oh no wait it's mushed up cake in a plastic tube

'Last one left- only £10.00!'

how are you supposed to wash that bugger?!!! Or is it just to be admired

Norber pva and a big tray of loose glitter. Then I reckon they coat it in clear varnish or similar.

Yes that's how they make them, well that's what my at the time 2year old did at preschool with jam jars, with a happiness label and some photos on him in. Don't you lots of Huns be stealing this idea.

Their not even bothering with the cellophane wrap now on mine they just sticking few chocolates in a mug for £2.50, must be due to christmas rush of all things shit.

Finally got a cutted up book one! I just don't love my uncles enough to give them this treasure

I know I have some plastic tumblers left from the multipack I got from Poundland. I dip them in glitter, whack some cheap lollies in them and stick on a name in cheap stickers. That'll sell for a FIVER each.

Oh man I've found a whole page selling this stuff!

£40

I'm thinking of jacking in work and selling glittery shit for a living, if people are willing to pay for it then why the heck not! I may have to leave mn 4eva tho hunz ana dont no if im ok wif dat (it's flipping hard to write like that, how do these people get round autocorrect??)

Patrick I've just shown DD I found her first car

In my village one someone has asked for admin to contact them.

Admin have replied that they can't get involved as its a police matter!!

I have no idea what its all about though.

Have found out.

Someone sold a bloke a 4x4 for £85. Said it needed a new battery.

Sounds like its fucked and the buyer has accused the seller of theft/scamming him.

Cut up books? Philistines.

selling glittery shit for a living

I can't get that image out of my head now!

But I'm afraid there's competition.

Patrick they could sell that for £10k easily if they covered it in glitter .

Ooh, there's an idea for a budding entrepreneur - glittery funerals. I bet those cardboard coffins come up a treat!

You pay £85 for a car and you expect it to be a write off surely? If they took it to a breaker they would make a profit. Did they expect a functioning 4x4 for £85???

I know. I imagine the police will laugh.

That willy warmer thing is supposed to be a baby's head band I think. The way it is displayed you'd think they don't want to sell their crap