Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

Looks like a bag of rubbish!

These shoes are only £70......

I like the fact that there's a pound shop bag in the background of the photo of the 'have a wash it's Christmas' hamper. Just in case you miss out on that one and need to make your own!

ROAR at the 'have a wash it's Christmas' hamper Jiminey

£70 for what looks like grown up Barbie shoes? And those bags!!! Cheap knock offs of those hideous claireabella things. Ick.

Unfortunately no picture with this gem

"hi dose anyone have any rc stuff and cold deliver cash waiting"

Bargain at £4

Even has a stained template of where you arse should fit.

Gah - how annoying, the worst I've got on our local one is someone asking if anyone's selling any ear defenders suitable for a boy. There is the occasional txt spk but that's about it - GIVE ME SOMETHING TO JUDGE DAMN YOU!

Ironically, as a result of scouring the group for the purposes of this thread I've just found and bought a £50 pair of geox shoes for a fiver for DD :)

Bunfights over who is or isn't to be trusted:

"It's not humiliating when they lie to people they must be desperate end of if u don't like wat I rote that's fine I gave her the chance to rite bk and apologise I normaly pick up and check couldn't today tho Neva said it wasn't my fault for not checking"

My brain hurts.

Reading that is enough to give me hives coolcat

What is "rc stuff"?

I get Minnie mouse a lot of women love that but henry hugglemonster? Why would someone want alcohol with a child's cartoon? Lol and buckfast of all things haha

I love this comment, I was shopping with my 3 year old niece recently and she saw the j20 glittery drink and asked if it would make her poo glittery, then declared rather loudly she would love sparkly poos!!! ??

SicilianOlives haven't got a clue about rc, maybe a close cousin of the pourgot below.

Car for sale 306 pourgout estate 500 ono mot tax can be done if bought run out end of month

I think he might be a mumsnetter.......

I think we might need our OWN FB selling page.

LOVE it. He missed the glitter opportunity though. He can bling it up for Christmas if people missed out on the amazing Halloween deal...

I gotta get me one of these bad boys for work - make all the huns jelus init?

Oh my god!!! really?

For all you budding mass murderers out there:

"Blender for sale great for people with kids 25ono"

I've never tried to blend a child - I reckon it wouldn't be easy and you'd have to chop them up hellova small.....

Did he have any comments?

I actually like the blinged up lanyard! I think rc might be remote controlled. We have some awful folded flannel things on our site, but I can't work out how to post them.

WestmorlandSausage & itiswhatitis your selling sites sound very familiar...

Latest post on our selling site: seeking someone with a driveway directly opposite the castle so I can park my car I can't be arsed to walk and wanna watch the fireworks.

Love this thread!

I remember reading one of someone selling a 'chester draws'. To which somebody responded 'are they genuine chester?'