Stupid Facebook selling.

[VivaLeBeaver]

Real post I've seen this week.

"Got some cheap stuff for sale if you want anything"

Cue 20 posts along the lines of;

"Have you got a patio heater hun?"

"No sorry"

Have you got a wheelbarrow?

No, haven't got a wheelbarrow.
Xx

3 days later the thread is still going strong. 20 people have been disappointed that the seller doesn't have what they want and the seller has made no effort to make any suggestion what she does have.

Just ordered me one of these babies. I am classy lady.

It's amazing as I had presumed this was a local phenomenon, this thread has really opened my eyes to the international potential of glittery shite.

What did we do with our long winter evenings before Facebook and Mumsnet?

You've all got me addicted!

£55. Bargain.

For sale on local fb page -

Skirt size 14. Eradicated waist.

eradicated

shoulders shaking here at arse template

Who doesn't want someone's used primark specials?

Ooh I've found glittery shit! This is so addictive.

Some one is selling a brand new rabbit vibrator on ours tonight! Yeuck

Thanks for the answers to my "what does rc stuff mean?" question - I started to wonder if it meant "really cheap stuff wanted" ?!

Blimey, kicked off big time on one of my groups. Someone bought some Lilliput Lane houses but didnt look in the box at them. Gt home and reckons they're fake and wants a refund.

Seller refusing to refund and saying they're genuine and she can jog on. Seller now complaining she's getting harassed and bullied and has screen shotted some nasty text messages.

100 messages all in favour of the seller. Appparantly the buyer has form for doing this.

Ok, wtf is this and why was there a mad scramble for it?

think its a little swing top bin, mini size. Dd has one which looks like that with smiley face. No idea why there's a scramble. What does the description say?

Why you complaining all that for a fiver is good I think your just nit picking and trying to sound funny randycheeseburger

like this

Latest one on our free site ( can't post pic because of outtage and CBA-ness) but it was a masterpiece of computer art.
Genuine high lights 20inch extensions this week150.
(150 what? (Inches for the rapunzel look?)
Hun 1- oo I'll have them.
Seller-great. Can u pay cash?
Hun 1- pay? It's a free site.
Seller-no sed 150.
All hell is raining down on her.

?? at this thread. Cheered me up after a shitty day.

No description viva. Thought there was something sticking out the top. Maybe it's full of pound shop toiletries. But the absolute cat fight it caused it must have been stuffed with genuine Swarovski crystals. (Or weed-more likely)

"Handpainted" Frozen glittery shit

Those nails!

Oh my goodness lemontwist, that's a joke right?

Terrible aren't they MrsCurrent ?
Not a joke, they keep being advertised. Not surprisingly being completely ignored by everyone in the group. They sell other equally bad hanging decorations.

I've had to join a Facebook selling group (and mumsnet - hi!) after seeing this thread!

On my local group I've just seen "3,976 loom bands in total" did she count them? Will the buyer count them to check?
We don't appear to get glittery shit or frozen hampers. Disappointed!

I'm snapping up all these handmade christmas cards to be the envy of all my friends and a real £1 bargain!

jojolily14 ? all what for a fiver ?