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...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

Which reminds me, DS used to pronounce walk with an 'f' rather than a 'w', and when he was shouting it and struggling to get down from being carried, it just sounded like expletives!

My son would shout "you cunt you cunt" when we were out shopping after I told him "you can't" (have sweets, get out of the push chair etc).

this thread has a an accumulative effect that adds up to uncontrollable hilarity
the child who called one of his siblings "the other one" is just killing me

Crap instead of crab (reading octonauts book). These are hilarious.

Our ds1, now 3, went through a phase of asking for a "moogabugger". To this day we don't know what it meant. Answers on a psotcard please...

My eldest couldn't say his Vs when he was little. It was unfortunate that his favourite (or should that be fabourite?) topic of conversation was bolcanoes oberflowing with laba. We still call them bolcanoes, obviously.

My littlest has created a few family words too. One day he said "Come here Mummy" to which I didn't immediately respond, so he said "Disobedious Mummy!"

Could she be trying to say horses maybe

Could she be trying to say horses maybe

Could she be trying to say horses maybe

'I want some cock porn please!!'

When my DS was about 2.5. He meant pop corn. Would shout it in Sainsbury's/Post Office/Library. Basically anywhere that would cause most embarrassment for me, obviously.

today my three year old told me he was going somando - I was a bit perplexed but it turned out he meant commando. Odd he remembered the word, I only said it once about six weeks ago.

Not really a mispronunciation but dd used to shout 'boobberries' and point at my nipples any time she saw me getting changed. This was when she was 3 now that she's 5 we have the fun of her miss hearing things so the other week she told me very seriously at the end of a church service that she really enjoyed 'holly chameleon'.

DS calls All Bran 'Brown Hole'.

My eldest used to call dinosaur's shineynores and dodotch were yoghurts. We were coming home from town on a winters afternoon and he overheard someone swearing on the bus he then started to tell me (whilst gazing innocently out of the window) "mummy look, stars and moons and fucking hell" the 2 old dears in front of us nearly fell off their seats!

Apparently I used to say cocky for poo and I would point and shout "feedie babies " when I saw large breasted women :-D

My favourite one from my DD (2 1/2) at the moment is grown-up coming out as 'donut' - mummy you're a donut, daddy is a donut, I'm not a donut I'm a big girl!

My DD says 'Pleep well' for sleep well. So cute.

DD asked me to 'cunt it up my carrot' the other day.

Dd still asks to go on the alligator (escalator) at the shopping centre.

My DS called his grandparents Bugger and Bugger for two years. To their faces. :)

My older DS plays on Xbox and frequently exclaims things are "freaking awesome" in a faux American accent.

Younger DS aged 2 tried to copy but it unfortunately came out as "fucking arsehole"

I said my bf babies poo smelled whiffy the other day like cottage cheese ... my little girl top of her voice shouts euwwww cock cheese what's that smell like!?? #jawonfloor!!! COTTAGE I SAID COTTAGE!!!

DS loves Playdoh. Unfortunately his love for it does not extend to correct pronunciation; well he is only 21 months old. This is fine at home when he requests it, not so fine when he excitedly alerts us to its presence in public: "Peedo. Peedo. Uck (look) peedo." (spelt as said) Have waited for the ground to open up, it never happens, so I just try and pretend he's not mine/I've not heard, etc!

Ds used to shout "XXXXis bumming you!" whilst slapping you across the bum with bum with a toy. Always in public obviously!

across the bum, not across the bum with bum!

"CockyCock" was dd's 'chocolate' - cue embarrassed teenage waitress at local pub when she asked which flavour ice-cream dd would like!

"F**k" = fog (that was a funny walk around the neighbourhood whilst asking her to repeat it endlessly for my own amusement !)