HOT TITS!!

[wantacatplease]

...is something my 18 month old daughter has started exclaiming, quite loudly and gaily when we're out and about.

No idea what she's trying to say!

cock porn, brilliant, all our office are rolling about with laughter

my little one says c's for p's - so we get 'I want to go to the clay cark' or he wants a 'care' - took me ages to realise he was saying pear

fullilly enough he can say Peppa Pig tho!!

Onion ring crisps are still known as 'dog bums' in our house. As in "Nanny don't eat ALL the dog bums"

And wet wipes will be forever referred to as "wee washers".

"I'm bumming you!"

This thread is bring back memories of ds1's speech. He had disordered speech development which meant he could say helicopter but not milk. He always asked for cow juice which made perfect sense just sounded slightly odd.

He did however say fuck instead of fork for about a month which was interesting

We were called into nursery to discuss why my 2 year old was saying fuck you! The shame of desperately trying to tell them that it was her trying to say thank you!!!!

Can I suggest that those of you with little ones, especially if you have more than one of them, gets a notebook and writes down these remarks. And who to attribute them to. We have various 'wrong' pronunciations that have stuck in our family but I can't always remember which boy said which one. I did keep a notebook (years ago when 3 of them were learning to talk) but I'm not sure which box it is in)

e.g.guggles for cuddles (ds1)
namba for ambulance (ds3 or 2)
mama for Papa (nephew)
nee-naws, buses and nars (a very excited nephew when he arrived at transport museum and saw all the fire appliances, buses and cars)
buntons (buttons, in a particular museum - favourite haunt of ds1 and his dad when I was sleeping off night shifts)
There are others but it's awful how little I can recall. I must find that notebook ...

Great idea!

Boobies - blueberries
Spikit- Biscuit
Dvdvd - Dvd
Cockdoobidoobidoo - chicken (cockadoodledoo)
Gruffafo - The Gruffalo

And many, many more.

Ours also loves clocks and lets rip with 'cock! Cock!' On the tram. She also walks round the house whispering 'tick tock' which is downright creepy.

Loved 'when I could not produce the bitch'! My dd1 used to shout 'fck, fck!' for fork :)

We used to think our son was saying
Mother F*** but he was shouting Macka Packa lol

My lovely daughter used to shout for blackcu*t juice instead of blackcurrant juice. Mortified doesn't begin to explain it

When my twin cousins were young they referred to me as aunty JuJu but my brother was called the man! Went on for 18+ months

No idea where the man came from, we think aunty JuJu was because if my mum was aunty then I must be too and they couldn't say Julia.

The man still cracks me up though :P

When my niece was three I taught her how to say dictionary my sister wasn't pleased when she told her nanna to come see "the dicks in Mary" or when she told her my mam and a houseful of family that her dad had wanked on her mammy last night naturally she meant her dad farted in bed or when she was adamant that my other niece who is fourteen sang turkey hoe not shuggy boat and the ever classic baa baa black shit loudly sang anywhere and every where

And a quick question has anyone else had their child come home from school or nursery singing the fucking fucking chicken song -aka the clucking clucking chicken none knew what she meant

It runs in the family because her older sister now 17 used to be convinced her daddy was a bastard or in plain english a basket and her brother now 12 told anyone who would listen he was called Chavis and he and his brother now 15 were both faggots we still haven't worked that one out either

Yesterday 4yo DD was insisting we watched Hairy Bottom, you know, the boy who goes off to wizarding school?

Im am not saying this is the case for everyone here, but I think perhaps we should all observe a closer look in the "men" in our (childrens) lives. Mass media included.
Dont get me wrong... when my Courtaney (age 3) was between 1-2 she was goin around mply saying "fuck!" when she was mad. But something like "hot titts" Id be extremely upset & disturbed over!
However the "cockporn" is obviously explainable.
Just watch the men sisters. Because most of them are animals.
Lord only knows what the children overhear when the boys r together and talking shit. :)

She's not actually saying "hot tits" but mispronouncing something else, much to our amusement. Which really is the whole point of the thread.

Thanks for the advice, though...

Our DD's nursery thought it would be hilarious to teach the children to say "fork 'n' knife" instead of the other way around. How we laughed for 1 second at that one...twats [grins]

My dd says bastard, bastard she does it only when were in the car so I assume she is saying faster, faster very strange.

Fishandjam Dd loves daddy's 'cock' too! Not pointed to it in public yet. That's going to be a special moment!

My three kids were asked if they would like a sweet treat.. to which they replied, 1. jelly tots please, 2 umm a milky way. 3 Can I have a lucky dick please eekkkkk.....

I managed a straight face and an ok !

LittleRedDinosaur My 2yo DS used to call the beach "the bitch"

Used to baby sit for a family where the ds used to shout "Stop Fucking your fingers!" at his sister. She was sucking them and they were trying to get her to stop.