To Kick These People Out #2

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

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Summary anyone? :)

Dd2 wails like a banshee a bit like me.

S'Okay ida

wooooooooooooooo found you :)

also a bit of a lurker here, albeit a horsey one!

This is ridiculous, plain and simple. Tell them if the horse isn't theirs then you will be informing the council/police of an abandoned animal on YOUR premises. They have until X date to remove their animal.

Surely this counts as squatting? The police can move them on using the same powers they use to move travellers on when they illegally trespass on someone else's property - which is what these people are doing.

Delurking to oer to make fuckyoufest neckers for all the scouting/guiding people joining

Phonesex, I just spat tea at my phone! That's not funny! Well, I did laugh, but it's still not!

Welcome one and all :)

So we now have a bouncer too? This is good. We need to keep out the riffraff.

You are all brilliant. And yes this thread has made me laugh for the first time in what feels like weeks. Which can only be a good thing.

keep out the riff raff? we are the riff raff!

Ooh hello can I please come to your awesome festival?!

I can bring a mobility scooter that I will let people ride around the field after drinking copious amounts of scrumpy... Leaving trails of dirt & wrecking the grass, and eventually leaving it stranded mired in a mud pond. Will add a certain je nais se quoi to the field, and when your meadow starts growing you can trail ivy and grasses up it :)

Misc, perfect. Could you also provide rides if I stick a trailer on the back?

My dog loves a mud pond.

Oh we have mud aplenty, don't you worry.

would fuckyoustock like a generator and some cable to run the sound system and light show? alternativity I can bring my unicycle and try and organise unicycle morris dancing.

delurking now you're onto a second thread =D

Can I come? I have a bell tent with bunting and stuff and my catering hygiene certificate. I can provide a nice cake and gin-in-teacups tent as an alternative to the beer.

However, someone will need to look after DD while I serve the thronging crowds... you don't mind, do you, Chris? She mainly likes running around naked covered with paint/marker pen, she should fit right in...:o

Right, I go off to do some real life stuff and come back and there are PAGES and PAGES!!

So, no festival experience and nothing to offer, but I have put the weekend on the calendar and we will be there with our tent, adding to the numbers.

Oh I know, not enough food methinks, (not very good at drinking lots of beer without food)

We'll bring the BBQ and a tone of sausages. (made of horsemeat obviously...)

I can offer nothing but DS's banshee wails to add to Stropzilla's DD2's. I am sure he will suitably overawed by all the donkeys, ukeleles, rainbows and Sealed knots and produce a virtuoso performance. UW will bugger off forthwith, clutching the remains of her eardrums.

We can also arrive in a slightly knackered campervan, (brakes, or lack thereof, permitting) or I can call in at my dad's on the way and borrow his mouldy Series 3 and Saxon camping kit if that would fit in better. In fact I could bring him, and he could talk at her until she expires from boredom.

wonder what a tone of sausages is? Very fit sausages? Sausages with a six pack?

Ermmm.....

Can we REALLY do this? You know, in RL, not just pretend on t'internet?

Sounds like the best weekend eva!!!! :o

De lurking to offer embroidery service for the fuckyoucamp scarves and to commission a camp badge too !!

I have a gun takes it too far

Ooh yes to generator and toned sausages :)

We could always have a firing range next to the shooting range.

All offers to make woggles and scarves etc are gratefully accepted!

Banshee wails work too :)

Gin in teacups sounds positively refined.

Bogey, I know, it sounds amazing!

I'm going to need clear up offers too

You won't need clearing up help, the stackable goats will be unstacked and they'll eat everything.

Good old goats.

loving the 'turdis'! how have I never heard that term before?...

loving the 'turdis'! how have I never heard that term before?...

Betty I don't think I've thanked you for the turdises :) very important.