To Kick These People Out #2

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1963190-To-kick-these-people-out?msgid=44535428 Original
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Summary anyone? :)

Not only do I have a fancy cat-hat, Chris I have LARPers. That's Live Action Role Play. Like historical reenactment, but in fantasy worlds and with dice.

We come with loud rows and incredible costumes.
Interested?

I've thought of something VERY IMPORTANT.

Loos for FuckYouFest.

However, do not despair everyone, for I have a very dear chum who's in the Turdis business, and will be very happy to supply in exchange for a free pass at the Beer/Wine/Damson Gin Tent.

Can my 8 yr old twin DDs join in?

They can play the violin....well when I say play...they have been having lessons for only 12 weeks and sound like the cats being strangled but they're awfully keen

DD2 would also put on a gymnastics display if you like.

Damson Gin Tent!
Yay!

ImmatureCheddar (am only on p.1) has the pleading/misleading facebook advert been mentioned yet? Or the now parking dangerously on the road (instead of the layby that was available)?

Will RTFT now.

I've got bagpipes . But I'm not very good at playing them

I have a full sized suit of armour, perhaps he could guard the gate.

OK, I'm now wondering how many, per capita of Mumsnetters, are also historical reenactors.

I wonder if that should be ont he next MN census...

There are an awful lot of sad people anoraks history enthusiasts out there!

I have no had an opportunity to comment, despite reading from the start of thread one as I am always bloody feeding the baby.

But de lurking, and can I come to the festival please?

On a serious note, I can't believe this situation! Poor you Chris and I am sorry you are suffering with PND it's an utter bastard. Forgive the flippancy but I hope the thread is giving you some needed giggles as well as helpful advice.

Now, if I can dig out my recorders I'll come and help serenade the damn woman for you! Did you know there are two recorders above descant? They make SUCH a lovely noise.........piercing.

That is a great update Thathorse and although drama is interesting for everyone else I really hope this DOES turn into the shed emptied, fence up kind of updates you need.

I just thought I'd have a quick look at this to catch up in my lunch break and I am now making rather strangled snorting noises trying not too laugh too loudly. My colleague has just asked if i'm Ok

I LOVE the idea of FuckYou woggles/neckers - that has made my day! This festival/Jamboree sounds so much more enticing than anything in Guiding magazine.

NickyManchester get up to bad things whilst on camp? Us, leaders? Never...! (PS you win a small but rather stylish prize for being the first person to ever recognise my NN).

Sorry for the highjack - as you were troops.

I could tell you a tale or two from when my BILS were scout leaders!

Just delurking FYC, have read the whole saga and think you are being incredibly reasonable in the face of extreme twattery.

Re. FYF, I can supply the following:

one 5yo Mario obsessive who will be only too happy to entertain UW with Mario-based monologues. For hours. She will soon forget all about the horses and realise how much better Super Mario Galaxy is in every way, to everything, ever.

one 2yo Tasmanian devil-type toddler who loves climbing on people and flinging herself at their legs. UW, being so keen to pretend to the world that she is caring, will surely want to spend as much time as she can entertaining this delightful child.

one DH with a large and varied record collection, to provide the tunes for the late night rave tent. He can also provide pitchshift karaoke - horses love it!

We could kick off the rave tent with

You're going to have to start another thread to evict all the juggling/ tanttumming/drinking MNers afterwards!

Now, THAT would be a Biblical extirpation!!

TheGreyLady is haunting the old thread, FuckYouChris is going to have to perform an exorcism along with the eviction!

You're going to have to start another thread to evict all the juggling/ tanttumming/drinking MNers afterwards!

I was just thinking the same thing
AIBU to think that we might not be helping solve the original problem, that infact we might be causing an even bigger one?

It's alright, FYC won't mind!

Shamelessly delurking and placemarking.

for AngelaDaviesHair who has just literally exploded the old thread. I did the count down and she pressed the 'Fire' button.

Don't worry we put in another reminder/link to this one!

Is that a damson gin? ooh, thank you.

No need for evictions. The whole circus will roll out of Chris's meadow and on to save the next MNer threatened by dodgy neighbours. We will travel the country saving women from annoyance and kettling wankbadgers until they give in.

:)

Op, I've read the whole thread and am amazed at the UW bare faced cheek, and at the calm way you have dealt with all this, So I'm delurking here and now to offer banners and tents, all decorated with 60's flower power Groovy Art.....

You Rock!!!

I can't believe this has hit 2 threads! FuckYouFest sounds awesome. I offer a HUGE bloke for security, my DD 1s great singing, and I promise not to even try!