To Kick These People Out #2

[FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse]

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Summary anyone? :)

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a minature horse in the front seat. "What are you doing with that horse?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the horse again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that horse to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

There was a "magnificent stallion"
On strangers' land dilly-dallyin'
Said Mumsnet, "Just shout,
And kick the horse out!
And we'll all come FuckYouFestivallying!"

Glaikit I've just told the tale of whoa joke to dh and dd. DH has said "oh dear" and turned away; dd is giving me the evil eye! I am laughing my head off. DD has just said despairingly "what is WRONG with my parents?". Brilliant joke.

Jux, shame on your neigh-sayers!

Glaikit dh liked the whoa joke too.

Renter, awesome poem :)

Jux, I agree with renter. Just say neigh.

Of course there's the old faithful "horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"" Joke.

Cowboy walks into a bar. Says, "ouch!"

Hope the jokes aren't tailing off before morning. I'd like a run through some good jokes with my morning oats!

Oh, been off line for a few days and come back to a new thread, can I finish this one off please?

Oh, whoops, just noticed it is on 959, thought it said 999.

sigh, never finished a thread, or even been there when one rounds up.

Renter, keep 'em coming :)

Steppe, there's still time, you just need 40 horse related jokes.

Horse with stacking goats

pweese can a stway wiff you Chwis??

runs in

I'm still working! bloody late

runs out

Glaikit! You're mean! Good goats.

Wing! Don't worry! Sorry you're still working. I'll have an extra large glass of something waiting for you at FYF

tum te tum

(wanders past, clocks number of posts and wanders off)

donkey??

That's just weird Glaikit.

Steppe, I'm rooting for you, I really am

I'm a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride ... I'm wanted (wanted), dead or alive.

Trots off to bed singing 80's rock songs (including all the twiddly bits)

Glaikit, that donkey looks like a toy from a badly made factory which has come to life!
(I don't have much of a cute gene )

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