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To Kick These People Out #2

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 14:35

[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1963190-To-kick-these-people-out?msgid=44535428 Original
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Summary anyone? :)

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MiscellaneousAssortment · 22/01/2014 15:47

Oh you've got a new thread. I hope it's all going to work out for the deadline. Fingers and toes crossed for you.

Egusta · 22/01/2014 15:48

Hnmph. When I searched facebook I came across an entire Riding School that is apparently homeless and seeking a nice field.

That could be your future, Chris.

IceBeing · 22/01/2014 15:50

I have been desperately trying not to google the fb group....grrrrrrrr.

FrankelInFoal · 22/01/2014 15:51

Marking my spot Grin

mistlethrush · 22/01/2014 15:52

Please don't google the FB group - Chris has specifically stated that she doesn't want to be 'discovered' and wants to continue her anonymity - and it would not be good if the FB group got a whole lot of new hits either in any case as they might think that people might come forward to offer a home.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 15:54

Good point mistle, thanks.

She did admit after we weren't falling over ourselves to offer them to her, that she was going to buy them and hadn't actually paid him Hmm

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IceBeing · 22/01/2014 15:54

Im not googling...i..am..not. May have to play Candy Crush instead...

Egusta · 22/01/2014 15:57

I got distracted by the riding school then gave up.

PlumpPartridge · 22/01/2014 15:57

So, she gave you the chance to give them to her and you didn't.

She then gave you the chance to sell them to her and you didn't.

Really Chris, it's like you think your opinions matter or something. How wude.

Grin
FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 15:58

Good ice :)

I'm glad we're adding ballet to the mix. We're going upmarket!

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 15:59

Plump, I know! I'm a vile 'taker' if ever there was one.

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Lambzig · 22/01/2014 16:05

Due lurking from the last thread.

Cheeky bitch about the tools. Therein lies the problem. She thinks she has rights over your whole property and contents.

weebarra · 22/01/2014 16:07

Delurking for thread #2. I can offer no culture, music etc, but I have two unruly boys and a 5 month old DD who goes apeshit loud if I miss her sleep cues. Would they be useful?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 16:12

Weebarra, they make noise? You're in!

Lambzig, I think that's 99% of the issue. She's had free reign to do what she wanted, and now it's not a poor neglected house, it's a much wanted home. And she can't help herself to it.

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growingolddicustingly · 22/01/2014 16:15

Delurking just to say that I work on the beer tents at summer festivals so happy to be roped into this for the MN Festival Grin

Joysmum · 22/01/2014 16:19

Signing in too. Give notice, tell them no parking on your property and that access is limited to only the 2 ladies for the purpose of caring for the animals and no dogs. Warn that the water will be closed off. They should have no difficulty finding space for the non rescue. The other will be tougher but that's not your concern.

bubblebabeuk · 22/01/2014 16:20

Lol stay strong get em out

WetDogLovesHubert · 22/01/2014 16:31

Another here prepared to stand ground with you to get the crazy one outEnvy

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 16:54

Hurray for beer tents and tough mners to bolster me :)

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bolshieoldcow · 22/01/2014 17:10

joins queue at the beer tent

EauRouge · 22/01/2014 17:37

I can't believe the gardening tools thing. Could you rustle up a rusty trowel or some wonky secateurs just to piss her off?

notapizzaeater · 22/01/2014 17:41

Perhaps you could use the tools to adjust the fence, cheeky buggers !

growingolddicustingly · 22/01/2014 17:42

You may have trouble getting served at the beer tent as I have a "Challenge 25" policy and I am sure you all would fall foul of that - bring ID! Wink

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 17:44

growing, you charmer you! I'm going to swan to the front of the queue with a, "don't you know who I am?!" And demand ale.

Or I might queue ...

Given my history? Which do you think is more likely?

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Nessalina · 22/01/2014 17:47

There's a beer tent? I'm in! Grin digs out old wellies* & tent from under stairs

*that autocorrected to willies and made me snigger Blush

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