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To Kick These People Out #2

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 14:35

[[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1963190-To-kick-these-people-out?msgid=44535428 Original
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Summary anyone? :)

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 17:50

Ness, digs out old willies is a very different thing.

Urgh.

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LilyTheSavage · 22/01/2014 17:52

I've been lurking but at the risk of missing bits (instead of re-reading lots of posts) but have de-lurked and I need to mark my place. How do i do this please? I am relatively new to mn and haven't got the hang of some of the bits.

FWIW I think the OP should be canonised for not maiming the piss-taking witch. Wine for OP

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 17:55

Thanks lily :)

By posting this thread will now appear in the "threads I'm on" bit at the top. You can also click on "watch thread" to add it to threads you're watching.

Welcome to mn

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CaffeinatedKitten · 22/01/2014 17:56

Another delurker. I can offer a ten year old with a trombone, who can bring a brass band worth of friends along:o

Keep strong, drink coffee and envision that meadow:)

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 17:59

A brass band, a jazz band, mods and metal, ballerinas, poi, unicycle, face painting, two bag pipes, numerous animals and dcs...

I'm spoiled!

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growingolddicustingly · 22/01/2014 17:59

Chris it's free beer/wine all the way for you!

TheABC · 22/01/2014 18:00

I am here as your personal cheerleading squad for the moment your land becomes free of horses and entitled horsey people.

If nothing else, I hope these threads have cheered you up and bolstered your resolve.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 18:02

Aw shucks growing, you know the way to my heart :)

ABC, they've been incredible. Truly.

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Gossipyfishwife · 22/01/2014 18:04

My ExH plays a banjo.

(He reckons that he is the new Tim Dowling)

Preferthedogtothekids · 22/01/2014 18:07

My daughter is an operatic soprano - you want her to come and sing to the horses? might clear them off quickly...

dramajustfollowsme · 22/01/2014 18:11

I can bring a pipe band and as many rowdy children as you want. I work in a massive school.

ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 22/01/2014 18:11

I have no festival skills whatsoever but I do have a tent and a fondness for dancing outside. Can I come?

Bogeyface · 22/01/2014 18:12

I did the promo Tshirts for the last beer festival I was involved in.

Happy to design and print some "Fuckyoustock Festival" T Shirts. Was thinking of a massive pair of horse bollocks superimposed onto a Biscuit :o

MartinSheensTeeth · 22/01/2014 18:14

Oh. Oh, why did you not call the thread "I've found Shergar and he needs a new home" Grin

Littlegreyauditor · 22/01/2014 18:15

Envy I don't know, I go to work for a few hours, come back and you have all moved on me. It's because I mentioned my elderly horse isn't it? Well I think that is just mean and I'm going to start a Facebook page to bemoan my fate, which will be a valuable lesson to you all.

not really, this is an elaborate ruse to mark my place and I am all caught up in the drama

CaffeinatedKitten · 22/01/2014 18:20

Oooooh, pipe band!

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 18:22

Grin bogey I need to own that tshirt

So, Fuckyoufest is born.

Martinsheen, :) I really should have!

Auditor I certainly didn't run away from you or your horse, not one bit. Oooooh no.

Atruth, that's all the skills I have :)

Pipe band, operatic soprano, banjo?! Just wow.

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Bogeyface · 22/01/2014 18:24

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1975288-Fuckoffstock-Artwork

Posted the artwork on Chat :o:o

Please comment on there otherwise I will look weird :o

sadsaddersaddest · 22/01/2014 18:25

Delurking - I need a holiday and a MN festival would be lovely. I have 3 active, noisy DCs (and they are homeschooled so they are available on weekdays!)

SpottyDottie · 22/01/2014 18:29

I'd be waving too but not all fingers would be aloft Grin

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 18:33

Sads you're in.

Spotty Grin that's what my other hand will be doing... I understand this may cause me to crash, but it will be worth it.

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SparklingMuppet · 22/01/2014 18:40

Ooh I can't wait to hear the outcome of this, it's going to be a classic. That's a point, has anyone nominated these threads for classics yet?!

NigelMolesworth · 22/01/2014 18:41

I will offer my Rainbow pack to assist in any Festival. They are loud, hysterical and some of them are still prone to heel drumming tantrums. I'm sure they would make Crazy Lady run for the hills - they drive me to drink every week Grin

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 18:42

Sparkling it'll probably end up being very boring and them moving on without a fuss. It's got ages to run! You'll all be bored in five minutes. I know the mn attention span Wink

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 22/01/2014 18:43

Nigel, welcome aboard. Are the up to the task? Could you drill them in tantruming in preparation?

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