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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
PetiteRaleuse · 10/04/2013 21:24

Ha ha ha excellent thread :o

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/04/2013 21:24

Christ on a bike...

TheGashlycrumbTinies · 10/04/2013 21:24

LRD's DH, am guffawing at "man pelt" Grin

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:25

Is no one in MN Towers tonight?

Or is Justine into Yoni?

SparkyDudess · 10/04/2013 21:25

Blerk Shock

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:25

I bet he has dirty fingernails.

jumpingjackhash · 10/04/2013 21:25

Grin @ LRD

dexter73 · 10/04/2013 21:25

Fortunately I am about 150 miles out of your catchment area!

HullDad · 10/04/2013 21:25

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MissVerinder · 10/04/2013 21:26

£80???

Ledkr · 10/04/2013 21:26

Yes please squoosh. That would be nice! Make a little trip out if it.
Can we bring sweets for the coach

JumpHerWho · 10/04/2013 21:26
Grin
IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed · 10/04/2013 21:26

I'll never hear that song again without seeing that link pic. Eeeurgh.
Poor Yoni Joni

enjoyingscience · 10/04/2013 21:26

Good lord. I always thought style and beauty was a safe place.

OP, thanks for the concern but my yoni is a-ok without your healing hands anywhere near it. Boak.

CoteDAzur · 10/04/2013 21:26

ROAR @ that link Grin

"Outer and inner lips, clitoral hood and clitoris are all sensually massaged. Slowly a finger is then inserted into the yoni. Massaging North, South, East and West, varying the depth, speed, and pressure this is a massage which will nurture, honour and relax both you and your yoni."

He wants to honour our yonis. How can we refuse? Grin

Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:26

Squoosh STOP IT!! I actually do have genuine pain and it hurts more when I laugh!

ThePigOfHappiness · 10/04/2013 21:27

Oh holy moly, thanks but no thanks. Gross

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:27

It is foreplay, no?

Ledkr · 10/04/2013 21:27

Ill stick with my "normal" orgasm if its all the same.

orangeandlemons · 10/04/2013 21:27

Do you think he talks whilst doing it, like Barry White stylee?. Hey beautiful laydee, I am caressing your womanhood. < shudder>

HorraceTheOtter · 10/04/2013 21:28

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MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:28

Oh, I've shagged in Newcastle and Manchester and took it up the bum in Brum,
But it wasn't till I went all the way to Hull that I found that I could cum.
I screwed up my face while Brian worked on my place, till out shot a bit of wee.
I've been to paradise but I've never been to me

milkwasabadchoice · 10/04/2013 21:28

Go on - those of you who have replied privately to the Op - fess up!! Which of you have asked for a fingering in (their) hull?

Grim.

snice · 10/04/2013 21:28

I am imagining OP to look like the drawing of the hairy bloke in 'The Joy of Sex'

TurnipCake · 10/04/2013 21:28

Joni Mitchell's Ladies of the Canyon sounds a whole lot different now Confused

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