Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

[CajaDeLaMemoria]

Is anyone else now picturing that bit of 40-year-old virgin where he's got the anatomically correct model of female genitalia?

I can't stop laughing. DP has just got back in from football, and is looking baffled at both finger slippage and sacred feminine waters....poor man

[TwllBach]

Am I the only one that is saving the link to show DP?

marking my place

[Crunchymunchyhoneycakes]

Any man that uses the word yoni is far too weird and earnest to be at all attractive.

Fact.

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

Just had to explain to DH why I started pissing myself laughing

[ChasedByBees]

Oh bleeee, YUK.

[Portofino]

I've been to hull, nothing like this happened though. The most exciting aspect of my trip was a fight at the railway station, and discovering Malibu with strawberry milkshake....

[TheGashlycrumbTinies]

Shamelessly marking :)

[Whojamaflip]

just

[MeAndMySpoon]

... never heard it called that before.

And I'll never see Hull in the same light again!

[Panzee]

I'm nowhere near Hull. Is that a euphemism?

[LRDtheFeministDragon]

DH says sounds fab, how are you with sixteen stone and a thick and luxurious man-pelt?

He says not to worry if he gets you in the eye.

[FaceLikeAPickledOnion]

:o

[MrsSchadenfreude]

I bet his name is Brian, he has slightly greasy receding hair, and breathes heavily through his mouth, while grinding his grimy thumb round and round in your minge, before ssssensssualllly massaging your clitoris... manfully, purposefully, until you cummm, and see fireworks, rainbows, prancing unicorns and Brian saying "That will be £80 please."

[Ledkr]

Is this style or is it beauty
I'm off to wash me yoni

[utahforever]

Is there a franchise opportunity outside of the 50 mile radius ?

[ParsleyTheLioness]

Reporting.

[DoIgetastickerforthat]

All I need to do to release my sacred feminine waters is to cough rather vigorously with a full bladder - thanks for the offer though.

[HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey]

Slightly greasy receding hair and a pony tail!!!

[hurricanewyn]

Beano - it's like yo - knee, more like Joni than Ronnie.

[grumpywompy]

reported too. what a loon. sod off with ya fanny fiddling

[Twentytotwo]

I've always thought you S&B lot were a little ... different, but really!

[squoosh]

Shall I organise a coach, maybe a 40 seater, so we can all head to glamorous Hull for a Groany Yoni?

[Blatherskite]

They used to sell alcoholic milkshakes in a club we went to in Sheffield too Porto! I'd forgotten about them.

[orangeandlemons]

And wispy beard, jog pants, bare scrawny chest and bare feet with toe ring