Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

[MrsSchadenfreude]

With apologies to Charlene - not entirely sure why that song came to mind.

[timidviper]

Well you learn something new every day on MN! I am now feeling deprived as I have never yet orgasmed at a spa day!

[grumpywompy]

can't be doing with all this talk of fannys a Wednesday [shocked]

[orangeandlemons]

Snince nooooooooooooo! just no.

[CoteDAzur]

MrsSchadenfreude

First time ever LOLing & crying in front of the screen at your poem.

[usualsuspect]

I don't want your bony anywhere near my yoni,

[squoosh]

Jinafire you would benefit from a Yoni massage, your pain is merely an imbalanced chakra which would be healed by the release of your 'scared feminine waters' by Brian from 'Ull.

All this for only £80. And your hubby can watch. BARGAINOUS!

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

at these responses. Especially the Charlene one and Ladies of the Canyon!

[snice]

MrsSchadenfreude your poem is GENIUS

[LynetteScavo]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni

[Jinafire]

I can't stop pronouncing it YAWN-EE now. So it'll have to stay that way for me.

[dexter73]

£80!! I used to get them for free at the school disco!

[MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe]

How dare you defile our hallowed portals in S & B with your Yoni talk?!!!

[IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed]

My Yoni is not tense, thank you and neither of us needs to relax more as we are both sat on the sofa enjoying a quiet evening.

[CheeryCherry]

dirty fingernails Boaaaaaaaaaaakkk!
And I'm a die hard Sporn-er!
Won't be getting that coach to Hull thanks.

[squoosh]

'scared feminine waters' is probably more apt that 'sacred' actually!

[Ginformation]

Do you pronounce it Hulldad or Helldad?

[CajaDeLaMemoria]

Nah, has to be Marvin Gaye, right?

llleeeeettttt'''sss get it ooonnnnnnnnnn....

[WildThong]

That's something I did not expect to read..

A nurtured yoni.

[MadBraLady]

[BrittaPie]

Amazing

[snice]

but WHY S&B?

[TalcAndTurnips]

Brian of Hull


Fastest Yoni Massage in the North East.

I'll fiddle-faddle with your whoops-a-daisy and get you 'off' within the hour.

Discreet service direct from my Fiat Brava to your door.

10% discount for Tesco ClubCard holders and OAPs (Wednesdays).

[FaceLikeAPickledOnion]

I've released my feminine waters by pissing myself laughing at this thread :o