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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:28

With apologies to Charlene - not entirely sure why that song came to mind.

timidviper · 10/04/2013 21:29

Well you learn something new every day on MN! I am now feeling deprived as I have never yet orgasmed at a spa day!

grumpywompy · 10/04/2013 21:29

can't be doing with all this talk of fannys a Wednesday [shocked]

orangeandlemons · 10/04/2013 21:30

Snince nooooooooooooo! just no.

CoteDAzur · 10/04/2013 21:30

MrsSchadenfreude Grin

First time ever LOLing & crying in front of the screen at your poem.

usualsuspect · 10/04/2013 21:30

I don't want your bony anywhere near my yoni,

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 10/04/2013 21:30

Grin at these responses. Especially the Charlene one and Ladies of the Canyon!

squoosh · 10/04/2013 21:30

Jinafire you would benefit from a Yoni massage, your pain is merely an imbalanced chakra which would be healed by the release of your 'scared feminine waters' by Brian from 'Ull.

All this for only £80. And your hubby can watch. BARGAINOUS!

HorraceTheOtter · 10/04/2013 21:30

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snice · 10/04/2013 21:31

MrsSchadenfreude your poem is GENIUS

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:31

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni

Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:31

I can't stop pronouncing it YAWN-EE now. So it'll have to stay that way for me.

dexter73 · 10/04/2013 21:31

£80!! I used to get them for free at the school disco!Shock

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe · 10/04/2013 21:31

How dare you defile our hallowed portals in S & B with your Yoni talk?!!!

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed · 10/04/2013 21:31

My Yoni is not tense, thank you and neither of us needs to relax more as we are both sat on the sofa enjoying a quiet evening.

CheeryCherry · 10/04/2013 21:32

dirty fingernails Boaaaaaaaaaaakkk!
And I'm a die hard Sporn-er!
Won't be getting that coach to Hull thanks.

squoosh · 10/04/2013 21:32

'scared feminine waters' is probably more apt that 'sacred' actually! Grin

Ginformation · 10/04/2013 21:32

Do you pronounce it Hulldad or Helldad?

CajaDeLaMemoria · 10/04/2013 21:32

Nah, has to be Marvin Gaye, right?

llleeeeettttt'''sss get it ooonnnnnnnnnn....

MadBraLady · 10/04/2013 21:32
Biscuit
WildThong · 10/04/2013 21:32

That's something I did not expect to read..

A nurtured yoni. Hmm

BrittaPie · 10/04/2013 21:32

Amazing Grin

snice · 10/04/2013 21:32

but WHY S&B?

TalcAndTurnips · 10/04/2013 21:32


Brian of Hull

Fastest Yoni Massage in the North East.

I'll fiddle-faddle with your whoops-a-daisy and get you 'off' within the hour.

Discreet service direct from my Fiat Brava to your door.

10% discount for Tesco ClubCard holders and OAPs (Wednesdays).

FaceLikeAPickledOnion · 10/04/2013 21:33

I've released my feminine waters by pissing myself laughing at this thread :o

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