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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
Bearcrumble · 10/04/2013 21:12

Anyone imagining ehat he looks like? I've got as far as sweaty upper lip, propensity to wear shorts during inappropriately inclement weather and high pitched whiny voice.

Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:13

I think that's the gist of it, Reluctant

Stepissue · 10/04/2013 21:13

A better orgasm than from a normal massage?? People get orgasms when they go for a spa day? No one told me!!

AnyaKnowIt · 10/04/2013 21:13

arf

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:14

Did anyone watch that programme about dogging recently? I am picturing the OP in an owl mask.

NorksAreMessy · 10/04/2013 21:14

Shock Blush Shock

CatsCantFlyFast · 10/04/2013 21:15
moondog · 10/04/2013 21:15

Obeyed.
We must be of about the same age. Grin

Blatherskite · 10/04/2013 21:15

Marking place just for the deletion message :)

AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:15

RB Grin

I think HQ will leave this thread up for the shitz'n'giggles for a while....

janey1234 · 10/04/2013 21:16

Also cannot wait for the deletion message!

Crunchymunchyhoneycakes · 10/04/2013 21:16

It's always somewhere like Hull isn't it?

LoganMummy · 10/04/2013 21:16

Haha - that link refers to the release of "sacred feminine waters"?

I'm in! Grin

catnipkitty · 10/04/2013 21:16

Please don't delete this thread, hilarious! Crying with laughter..erotic Hull Grin

snice · 10/04/2013 21:17

me too moondog

BeanoGrigio · 10/04/2013 21:17

Come back op....

...... I'd love to see any pms he's received Grin

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:17

dogging man

BeanoGrigio · 10/04/2013 21:17

Seriously I need to know how to pronounce yoni though.

orangeandlemons · 10/04/2013 21:18

Ugh ugh ugh. This is just creepypurvey. Yuk. Imagine him heavy breathing....

ArtexMonkey · 10/04/2013 21:18

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moondog · 10/04/2013 21:18

I love it that they have written 'discreet' as 'discrete' on that website.
That certainly is a particularly discrete massage he is giving the young woman.

namechange917381 · 10/04/2013 21:18

There's a male version, the lingham massage apparently haha! So we could return the favour! Grin

EggbertShellyandYoko · 10/04/2013 21:18

Think you've got enough feedback now to make a considered choice OP?

cupcakemumma · 10/04/2013 21:18

OP you are an utter wrong un.

ArtexMonkey · 10/04/2013 21:18

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