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Ode To Bradley Wiggins

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HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 21/07/2012 09:05

Oh Wiggins, oh Bradley
I love you quite madley
You look tres sexee
In the yellow jersey
Vous etes tres bon
Avant le peloton
With your mates Cav and Froome
To Paris you'll zoom
Do your side burns help you steer?
When you win I will shed a tear.

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HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 26/07/2012 19:46

Wow Cappuccino, how fantastic. Glad you came back to to let us know how you got on. So chuffed for you. That has perked me right up!

Congratulations!!!!!!

OK Ode warning....
The next post will be an Ode if it kills me.

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evilgiraffe · 26/07/2012 20:25

As I've not been able to get my mind off cycling all week, I thought I'd see if I could put together a little inspirational playlist for our guys ready for Saturday. Feel free to add more! The first and last are rather obvious choices, but then I am a massive Queen fan and they are rather appropriate...

(this is a hideous video, but I figured it was probably better than the one of some girl on a pony) (Freddie's outfit here is practically cycling lycra ? makes it even more perfectly appropriate?!)

Looking at that list, maybe my friends who accuse me of living in the past have a point. You'd not guess that I'm 29, I think? Grin

evilgiraffe · 26/07/2012 20:28

Oh how weird, no idea where all those question marks came from. They are supposed to be dashes - came out fine on "preview"! Oh well.

evilgiraffe · 26/07/2012 20:35

These ones I don't actually own, so weren't in my original search, but they do make me giggle. Hopefully not quite so apt, though!

(I feel ashamed that I do actually like this song Shock )
HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 26/07/2012 22:14

Ode to the GB Road Race Cycling Team - to spur our lads to gold!

Oh, gorgeous GB cycling team
With your muscles long and lean
Hear us cheering up Box Hill
Your peloton gives us a thrill
On the balcony is Ma?am,
(Who is an avid cycling fan)
Cav comes in first and then The Queen
Comes over to the cycling team
Arise Sir Wiggins, Froome and Cav
You really are the best we have!?

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evilgiraffe · 26/07/2012 22:30

Oh, very nice, HalfMum! Fingers crossed it comes true :)

frostyfingers · 26/07/2012 22:33

This is the best thread I've seen in ages - no idea whether TeamSky have picked up on it yet, I hope so!

Loving all the pictures of Cav, he is yummy! Box Hill is a bit of a worry but I think they will be so alert to a breakaway that it will be hard for anyone to get away. Cav's tweet today said that he'd been up it twice with the team so hopefully he's got the measure of it.

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 26/07/2012 22:37

evil - you've put a lot of work in there! Probably need some Jam and Who for Wiggo. I do like a bit of Dave Bowie and Daft Punk tho.

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evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 07:02

This morning I woke up an hour before the alarm. And what was in my head? A really clear image of Cav flying down the Mall, miles ahead of everyone else, "there goes the Missile" and hundreds of people screaming his name as he streaks by. Rather like stage eighteen transplanted to London, really. I am so overexcited, really want this to come true! It's TOMORROW!!!

Thistledew · 27/07/2012 08:43

In case anyone on this thread is not aware, we have a dedicated cycling thread for anyone who want to share/ask for advice, or just generally chat about the cycling they are doing.

BIWI · 27/07/2012 09:59

Congratulations, Cappuccino!

evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 10:40

Good grief, have a look at the photo on Cav's latest tweet - Wiggo looking like Jimmy Saville! We HAVE to put that into verse...

Minimammoth · 27/07/2012 11:14

Fab article in the times today re the team. Sorry don't know how to do the linky thing. brain a complete blancmange on the 'ode' contribution.

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 27/07/2012 18:49

Evil - can't see the tweet. Think it has been taken down. Cav nervous for tomorrow apparently.

Hope everyone enjoys tonights opening ceremony, the chaps might be there! and good luck lads for tomorrow. We'll be routing for you!!!!!

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evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 19:08

Aww, you're right, it's disappeared. Shame, it's a great photo.

Just got back from a bike ride - and the joy of the Tour is already making itself known! I got "come on Wiggo" yelled out of a car window at me - brilliant! I giggled Grin

I hope our boys aren't in the parade tonight, I want them tucked up in bed nice and early and fully rested for tomorrow!

GoCavWiggoMillarFroomeetal · 27/07/2012 19:37

Eeek evil! Chris Hoy just said that his opening ceremony uniform had lots of gold- which may explain the disappearance of that funky photo of Bradley Grin.

LostInWales · 27/07/2012 19:44

Ooops, do you think Cav accidentally let secrets out of the bag with the kit photo!

Can't wait for tomorrow. I don't want Cav to be nervous, I wanted to tweet to him that we would love him whatever but then I realised that would sound a bit weired.

Go Team GB, good luck tomorrow! [we need an Olympics emoticon]

GoCavWiggoMillarFroomeetal · 27/07/2012 19:49

I'm making my Go Cav poster as I watch the build up Grin. Going to try and get to Richmond park tomorrow. I'm so happy that Wiggins may be featuring in the opening ceremony- they were threatening that the team wouldn't go.

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 27/07/2012 20:00

GoCavWigggoMillarFroomeetal - cool name. Is Wiggo going to do something in the ceremony? Quite excited about the whole thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 20:00

Yes GoCav - apparently the uniforms are supposed to be secret so Cav may have had a slap on the wrist. Oh well, maybe it'll take his mind off the nerves?

Lost, I have no shame, I tweeted encouraging words at Cav. On twitter I always talk to celebrities as if they're personal friends, probably in the misguided hope I'll BE their friend one day... (if they ever replied I'd be overjoyed)

LostInWales · 27/07/2012 20:28

Torch [flame] [olympics]

LostInWales · 27/07/2012 20:29

They must have heard me Grin put torch in square brackets and you get Torch

Torch Go Team GB Torch

evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 20:41

Did you see the Cav preview? Brilliant. And how fab is Chris Boardman?!

ThePan · 27/07/2012 20:41

Just back from a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach with dd.

Torch 'em Cav!

evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 20:47

I actually nearly cried seeing that little bit of film. Cav is such a personable guy as well as being an astonishing cyclist.

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