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Ode To Bradley Wiggins

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HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 21/07/2012 09:05

Oh Wiggins, oh Bradley
I love you quite madley
You look tres sexee
In the yellow jersey
Vous etes tres bon
Avant le peloton
With your mates Cav and Froome
To Paris you'll zoom
Do your side burns help you steer?
When you win I will shed a tear.

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Minimammoth · 27/07/2012 20:52

Ok here's my effort.

Snug in their 'Stella's
Our fast riding fellas
All around London
Chasing the dream
The Aussi's are close
They are strong we know
Go Brad Go
Closer and closer
Pull together as one
Don't lose your courage
Run Cav run
Stop the clocks as Cav goes by
Don't lose heart lads
Fly team fly.

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 27/07/2012 23:10

So chuffed to see Brad at the ceremony. Hope he is tucked up in bed now. Looking forward to seeing him tomorrow.
Good poem Mini.

xx

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evilgiraffe · 27/07/2012 23:38

Me too, HalfMum. Am looking forward to team GB coming in but am hoping not to see Wiggo and Cav - hope they're sleeping!

SeashellsAllezModInYellowAllez · 28/07/2012 00:24

Torch Grin

Where was the Cav preview? Been out all night and missed it so will need to track down on iplayer tomorrow :)

Sleep well boys-can't wait for tomorrow :)

evilgiraffe · 28/07/2012 01:10

It was before the ceremony started, but not too far before. Maybe around 8pm? The torch lighting was fab and no sign of the boys so hopefully they're getting some sleep :)

evilgiraffe · 28/07/2012 09:38

NOT LONG NOW!!! GrinGrinGrin

ThePan · 28/07/2012 09:59

Wiggo looks bored!

LostInWales · 28/07/2012 10:03

God I'm nervous! They're off at least. Go team GB, go boys go!

I really need to do some poetry or an ode don't I. I am terrible at that sort of thing.

TiggyD · 28/07/2012 10:28

There once was a cyclist called Bradley
Who had enormous sideburns quite sadly
He went to France for a race
Rode all over the place
Now every ones in love with him, madly.

HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 28/07/2012 10:49

love it tiggy

COME ON LADS!!!!!!

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CapuccinoCannoliLover · 28/07/2012 11:19

Hi everyone. I'm trying to get on here when I can. Good excuse to put my feet up and watch the cycling this afternoon with DS2 on my lap - it will be his first cycling event! I'm excited...

SeashellsAllezModInYellowAllez · 28/07/2012 11:29

Thanks evilgiraffe :)

Watching the race and pretty nervouse this breakaway have too much time...the roads are so narrow it is favouring the breakaway.

yellowraincoat · 28/07/2012 11:35

I loved Bradley ringing the bell in the opening ceremony in his own inimitable fashion! He's so cool!

ThePan · 28/07/2012 11:36

ON av., a peleton will make up 1 min every 10km on escapees. Which in theory means there isn't tooo much to worry about.Hmm
But the narrowness of the roads etc is a factor n'est-ce pas?

SeashellsAllezModInYellowAllez · 28/07/2012 11:40

V true...will be interesting to see how box hill factors in.

Not seen the opening ceremony Yeats we were out last night-can't wait, sound amazing :)

GoCavWiggoMillarFroomeetal · 28/07/2012 12:18

We went down to The Mall this morning Grin. Fab atmosphere! Team GB came by on my side I almost wet myself. Sagan very obligingly did a a warm up lap too- he looks a lot smaller when he's not wearing green!

Wish the beeb would show the time differences between the leaders and the peloton though!

evilgiraffe · 28/07/2012 13:28

I am at the church! Not enough reception for live video streaming - updates from you guys would be very welcome!

Stupid wedding, missing it all is killing me!

ThePan · 28/07/2012 13:33

Well, 2 X groups of escapees, 11 in each - Wiggo etc staying cool atm.

TigerFeet · 28/07/2012 13:48

Just switched it on. Are the GB boys in the peloton?

ThePan · 28/07/2012 13:49

just noticed the MN logo, with torch. V good.

Mumofthreeteens · 28/07/2012 13:55

Think the Beebs coverage is rubbish! They should have watched the TDF on Eurosport/ITV4 to learn how to present it properly! Put the bl**dy times up...aaargh.
Come on team GB Torch

Minimammoth · 28/07/2012 14:05

Team gb at head of peloton. Leaders 54 seconds ahead of peloton. Chase group 30 odd seconds ahead of peloton.

ThePan · 28/07/2012 14:13

Just realised I am missing the ITV4 accordian theme tune from Le Tour!

ThePan · 28/07/2012 14:27

Evil - escapees being reeled in - being set up now for a race back to London, and a sprint finish!

GoCavWiggoMillarFroomeetal · 28/07/2012 14:28

I preferred ITV4's trance competition music Pan! Go go Manx Express! The boys are looking good Grin!