Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

I likes that one Line

What, the cunt or the Dara?

This thread is hilarious so here is my attempt....

Oh Rafael Nadal
I love the way you hit the ball
Although it is a shame
that during every game
You are always pulling your pants out of your (lovely) bum
I'm never gonna have you - ho hum....

Hugh Dennis
Him from out numbered
Do you have
A huge penis?

Just wondering...

Monty Halls
In wetsuit so smalls
My Sunday nights have come alive
Just with the thought of where you might dive

John oh John
Oh scouser John
No need to bash your Bishop
When I'm around....

Still can't believe George clooney's gay! Are you abso sure??

David Tennant I adore you
Please take me, I implore you
I'll promise to give you a fiver
If you show me your sonic screwdriver
Though I beg you to please try your hardest
Not to compare my fanjo to a TARDIS

David Wikcs, I am obsessed
Please feel free to tweek my breasts
I know I am a responsible mum
But I'd let you take me up the bum
Bend me over the end of the bed
Bonk me hard and bang my head
And when you are all soft and done
Let Philip Glenister come have some fun
I'd do you both I do not mind,
Although I hear I'm not your kind
You can have the front or back
but maybe don't touch Philip's crack.

and LOLLOLOLOL @ Turkey

Oh Barney Harwood you are such a dish,
I have but just a little wish,
That if I asked so very naicely
You would do me quite precisely (you try rhyming something with nicely!!)

But please adhere to one more request,
Helen Skelton is a pest,
Far too energetic for my liking,
So put her in a cupboard to cease her hiking.

To the tune of 'Oh Christmas Tree'

Oh Brian Cox, Oh Brian Cox,
How scary are your tee-eeth,
Oh Brian Cox, Oh Brian Cox,
Your Ken-Doll flesh it cree-eeps,
Through my brain, into my dreams,
It frightens me and makes me scream,
Oh Brian Cox, Oh Brian Cox,
You really are a toss-pot.

idris elba, off the telly
you light the fire in my belly
the sound of your voice on that vodafone ad
makes me think you're not half-bad
in bed.

George is definitely gay, according to my glam film journo friend, who has interviewed him many times.

Rhys ifans you scruffy git
You can have a feel of my tits
And you can pobol y Cwm
All over my lower bits...

Sorry, a bit eww or should that be ewe??

Barney h please ditch the bear toy
And take off your angry pants
Even tho' you're just a boy
Hey I'll turn you into a man

Myleene Klass,
First lady to give birth,
Range in Mothercare,
Prices induce mirth.

SHIT

Should have been:

Myleene Klass,
First lady to give birth,
Sanctimonious arse,
Range in Mothercare,
Prices induce mirth.

Dave Grohl ,
Please fill my hole ,
I really love your facial hair ,
So you could have me anywhere

Benedict Cumberbatch,
We'd make the perfect match.
Do Me.

Dave g I know you love your drums
But please put them away
bang your stick upon my bum
Dp says I'm a great lay...

Ladies of Mumsnet full of lust & desire
Be careful your pants don't spontaneously catch fire
All this talk of vigorous sex
may get you all quite perplexed ( it rhymes)
And it's only still Thursday night.

Oh flatbellyfella
It's Thursday, it's true
But in three hours and three quarters.
It's Friday, so screw
You

Muchos apologies for rudeness, it rhymed. You know we all luffs you.

Oh Sarah oh Sarah you do me unjust
I used a French letter but the f#####g bust
You didn't make me mad or even feel sad with your "screw you" line
With me that's just fine.

Who is Sarah, Flatbelly?