What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

[Mardymwahhaha]

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

Or you could be Beard and Groin Sue (a Victorian-style freak show hairy lady).

I appear to be the very boycottable Nestle Hen Mum

And KatieMumsnet is Amusement Kit

I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen

. I hate to tell tales but is Justine aware of the atrocities talcandturnips has been committing with her name.

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I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen

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I hate to tell you this, Helen, but you could also be the somewhat seedier Helmet T Semen

Mind you, Helmet and Amusement Kit might find work together, no?

KatieMumsnet = Kit Enema-Smut

Too many Cs in my name

Sorry I have just realised a typo. Should be Helmut. Was obviously overexcited at interaction with MNHQ

And DarrenMumsnet is Merman Ends Rut - which rather puts on dampener on Helmet's proclivities, methinks

Struggling with Rebecca (probably because I was trying to get a C word in there.

Darren could be Mr Man Seed Runt.

I see a lot of work is being done at MN Towers this afternoon!

BrainDeadSurgeon - how we relish a challenge! How about:

• the well-known Spanish MumsNet troll Señor A. Unda-Bridge

• or the brave WWll soldier, proud of his luxuriant facial hair, Gunner A. Sideboard

• the radical anti-feminist writer Doris Ban-Dungaree

• lesser known aristocratic campaigner for lowering the age of consent Baron Sid Underage

• TV naturalist and DNA researcher Brad Dinosaur-Gene

• Campaign figurehead for research into erectile dysfunction Sir D. E. Abandon-Urge

And last, but not least, world-renowned pioneering proctologist Deidre B. Anus-Organ

Unsearchable Divas Mired. Not so much a thespian name, more an attempt to limit the gossip following inappropriate behaviour?

Another here for you RebeccaMumsnet - a rather affectionate-sounding cockney phrase Embraces Me Cunt

• or how about somewhere that Roadrunner cartoon star Wile E. Coyote might have frequented when yet another of his plans went wrong: Acme Burns Centre

China Garter

Confabs Satoris - appearing in an Off Off Broadway production of Homer's "The Oddysey" in a silver lame onesy

ROFL ha ha these are brilliant - I'm trying to chose one but can't I'm laughing too much

Lady Clarice! I was offered the lead in the new Susan Boyle musical. I said 'As Amanda Holden', they said 'No, Bosie darling, as Susan's gran'. I swear I'm going to fire my agent.

Hmm - DarrenMumsnet is a fertile source - meet him in his new guise Renamed Mr Nuts

• or a total oxymoron for someone in the IT world - Summer tan nerd

Even using online generators I can't get a proper name for mine.

The website gave loads, but I made this one up myself.

A Sexed Up Rabbit Yr

The prequel to Watership Down