Blackbird in my bedroom! Get it out! Get it out!

[HumperdinkFangboner]

what do I do?!

I have NEVER moved so fast, was in bed it flew in the window like a bat out of hell and I've ran out slamming the door behind me.

Now tell me it's likely to fly out on his accord whilst I do the school run?

Saw a heron attacked by crows and moorhen just yesterday. Nests nearby.

What a horrible heron monsterbear. Those nasty pterodactyl-lookalikes.

I cant believe this is still going on

jack must have made itself at home by now

its probably sleeping in your bed in your fave jammies

And wearing your face cream and playing with your ..... What exactly is that under your pillow? Well whatever it is Jack likes the tingling sensation on his beak. I think it's his beak......

keep!

dirty bird!

UPDATE - Jack is gone, well he's perched on the top of my shed now and seems rather reluctant to leave, but I can get it to my bedroom... don't really want to though, it's covered in shit and black fluff and feathers.

Yay!

I'll miss him.

Now can we scare you witless with superstions about jackdaws?

No? Ok.

[Shuffles off]

please don't he's sat on my shed looking through the french doors.

probabably fancies a chair in front of the tele tonight after his stressful day

oops sorry about bad spelling.

How did you get it out then?

Bet you £10 he comes back in.

Was it one of these here

Big - certainly looks like that fellow.

Dad went in all calm like, then remained calm during the flapping stage and then threw a towel over him, took him downstairs into the garden where he promptly hopped onto the shed, where he remains.

Yay, birdie flew into the garden. Glad he's ok and hope the mess can just be wiped up.

x

Ooh at big strong dad. (((Dads)))
Well done dad.

yes well done dad indeed.

I had a long, rambly phone call to the husband, I may have called him useless and told him I was fed up of doing all the donkey work in this house.

:o
Glad it's out - can you sleep somewhere else tonight and deal with the feathers and shit tomorrow?

I sympathise with the rant - my DH is well used to mine (works away all week).

Yay, glad he's OK!

YAY Jacks ok

good old dad

Glad it is all over:

Now everyone - I live on the White Cliffs of Dover and have a fecking HUGE problem with bluebirds.

Help!

[runs and hides]

make that a bottle

Good ol dad