to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

Hanky Panky low rise thongs are your friend (no chafe, v low rise, wash well)

GOML - there's nothing wrong with it. I am just as happy with or without - have been avoiding it a bit lately due to a combat pants, low flying zip incident... but as long as you don't mind washing the jeans - what's the problem? It's not like your average thong offers anything in the way of hygiene is it??

i dont get much discharge (eugh) maybe because im a dried up old hag who doest get much action

I was shocked to learn (age 19) that some women don't even go commando in their pj's

if i wear pjs around the house i go commando (knickers are so uncomfortable) and i sleep in the nud (god help any burglers)

VT, I was wondering at what point will it become distressing to the DDs that their nudey mother comes running through to comfort them when they cry? Really don't like wearing jammies.............

I always go commando unless wearing a skirt or dress.

Bloody hate underwear, have tried all styles and sizes and don't like any of them.

I don't chafe at all. Maybe my undercarriage is particularly neat?

Ooo I go commando in jeans too.

I mentioned it to a friend whilst walking into Uni and she was like "Ewwwww"

I think it feels more comfortable, than knickers wedgeying up ones bum.

Poledra - I sleep in the nude as well, DD is 14 now and doesn't bat an eyelid about it.

I love fanjos of steel. FANJOS of STEEL - it has got a wonderwoman/transformers feel about it.

FANJOS of STEEL

what about the post-sex spunk-drippage ?

that would chafe horribly

or don't you ladies have sex in a morning ?

mind you, I get drippage the next flippin' day < blames loose fanjo >

I go commando occasionally with trackies and deffo with pj's

but under jeans all day...gawd, no

low rise soft cotton thongs (no nasty nylon)in a size too big...works for me

My pelvic floor ain't what it used to be so knickers on here

Oh GOD you take the lowering the tone biscuit.

I don't get post spunk drippage because of condom usage/withdrawal method (oh god true confessions has reached a new low).

BUT does anyone else get that problem after a bath? Like 6 hours later SWOOSH a whole load of bath water comes out of your whatnot?

Well, not a whole load but some bathwater...

Before DD I used to go commando all the time but since DD I never do. I do however sleep in the nude...and at home dont wear knickers.

I get the post-shower, post-swimming, post-bath swoosh too

I think I have a cavern up there...that holds fluid for hours afterwards

then I innocently sit down and drown everyone around me

How the hell do you get post SHOWER swoosh.

What are you doing with that shower head, you heathen you

< taps nose >

I have a negative suction fanjo, obvs

how do you think I get all this sex ?

I go commando 'tis very comfy, haven't worn a g=string for years and nothing would persude me now.

GOML, I retain bathwater too I want to know why sometimes it takes so bloody long to make a reapearance, I mean where has it been?

Dear god, do you people not have enough washing to do already? My poor little Bosch struggles enough under our weekly mountain without shoving an extra pair of jeans in every day.

I bloody love MN.

BTW I went swimming last week for the first time afte the birth of DC2......took half the water away in my undercarriage.

yes, they have to refill the pool when I have visited

Just to reassure you mothers of young children who think as time goes on your undercarriages will repair and lose the ability to retain a litre of bathwater which will escape whilst you are queueing in Sainsurys.....

.....me and AnyFucker are mothers of teens, I can safely say that the water suction vag phenomenon gets worse with age

HTH

The post swim thing is really strange. It's swimming breaststroke that seems to do it to me and doesn't matter what I do, it only comes out on it's own terms. I've tried weeing, squeezing pelvic floor muscles, jumping up and down etc. - nothing, 3 hours later standing in Tesco's - whoosh

aaaaand while we are on the subject

do none of you ladies not have even a teeny-tiny bit of wee-wee leakage ?

bearing in mind that some degree of urinary incontince is very very common post-childbirth...

< dons serious hat for a sec >

Love this thread - where else but on MN!!! ROFLMAO!!!!