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to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:12

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: Shock HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

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LittleMissHissyFit · 11/08/2010 09:33

Ahem, YANBU Wink

EightiesChick · 11/08/2010 09:33

Seams. Chafing. No thanks. Plus there's no way I could be arsed to wash jeans after every wearing.

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:36

skany fanny! lol!

No (joins in the TMI-ness route this thread is going down) I don't get discharge anyway, knickers or not. Plus period is very light and lasts half a day (mind you i would not go commando on a period day come to think of it, just in case something terrible happens).

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MinnieMummy · 11/08/2010 09:38

THUD

trickytroggle · 11/08/2010 09:38

Have just spat coffee all over the place, vinegartits you have such a charming way with words. Grin

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:39

Oh NONONONO I don't free bleed

Christ alive no.

Who the bloody hell does that, commando, knickers, whatever they wear?

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GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:40

No I use a tampon (where is this thread going to end I up, I wonder)

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sarah293 · 11/08/2010 09:43

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GinSlinger · 11/08/2010 09:45

No I use a tampon (where is this thread going to end I up, I wonder)

In classics hopefully

upahill · 11/08/2010 09:45

Years ago I used to wear no knickers and then one afternoon I got knocked off my bike when someone pulled out of a junction. I was in and out of conciousness as the ambulance arrived and I rememeber thinking about having no knickers on!!

I was so ashamed at hospital when the nurses did the checks on me. I can't remember getting to hospital or being unclothed so I shame even more thinking about it!!!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:46

Yes, I am sorry, Riven, many people have called me a lucky sod for that. Grin

My poor dd used to have 10 days nightmares, with horrible pain and anaemia, she could barely move; she has inherited my mum's cycle. God knows why I got so lucky.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:47

Lol upahill - I bet whilst you were laying there you had rush into your head all those times where your mum said to you 'now have you got clean knickers on, just think if you get into an accident?'

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TrillianAstra · 11/08/2010 09:48

Yes, what happens if you get hit by a bus? Grin

And how thin are your jeans that they get VPL? Aren't jeans normally made out of vpl-proof denim?

NoahAndTheWhale · 11/08/2010 09:50

I couldn't be bothered to wash jeans every time I wore them.

Also get much too much discharge.

I don't have any low rise jeans though.

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tyler80 · 11/08/2010 09:52

Another one who doesn't really get discharge, I get some at certain times of the month but it's there when I wipe Blush, doesn't transfer to knickers so going commando not a problem.

As for chafing, I don't buy jeans that are wedged up my fanjo so not problem there. Find it hard to believe that the tiny bit of material present in a g string could prevent chafing if it did exist.

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/08/2010 09:52

They are just skinny jeans with stretch material in. PLEASE don't think they are really skintight horrors

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suwoo · 11/08/2010 09:53

I wear low rise skinny jeans and used to go commando pre kids, but now everything is not quite the same down there, its not good. And like Riven says, too much discharge (and too much information Grin)

I second the suggestion for the M&S low rise thongs, they are your friend.

compo · 11/08/2010 09:53

Half a day period? Mutters bitch under her breath Grin

MorningTownRide · 11/08/2010 09:54

Riven - I get discharge!!

I would be concerned about getting aroused by the seam....

If you see a woman on the Central Line writhing around, it ain't me Wink

EightiesChick · 11/08/2010 09:55

I have had to go and put on a pair of big pants and tracky bottoms after reading this. Grin

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