to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

[usualsuspect]

Well yes any fucker ..I need my big pants for my tena lady .not sure if they will stick directly onto my jearns

[usualsuspect]

or jeans

[BitOfFun]

A condom which must have come off once slid out of me while I was at work the next day. That was a bit of a surprise.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

No wee leakage here, thank gawd.

I have tried immediately post-bath, standing squatty stylee despereately trying to expel the excess liquid out.

No luck. Like Tyler says, it comes out as and when it wants to, like a toddler hiding under a table.

[sapphireblue]

after 3 ladies........pelvic floor sqeeeeeeze!!

[sapphireblue]

rofl bitoffun..............did it fall out of your trouser leg?

[BitOfFun]

I was wearing a skirt. It just sort of plopped onto the floor . In front of the Deputy Head.

[aleene]

What happened next??

[aleene]

BoF come back!! We have to know!

[BitOfFun]

A group of boys had just walked past in the corridor. Like when you blame somebody else for a smelly fart, I just looked down and said "Urgh, that's disgusting", and he stalked off in hot pursuit of them. Somebody probably did detention for it

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

OMG that's fucking hilarious!!

[sapphireblue]

totally fucking hilarious! Funniest anecdote this year so far I recon.......

[aleene]

You are cool under pressure BoF.

[AnyFucker]

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

Now that's class, BoF!

[LindenAvery]

Hmmm - fanjo stories - possibly TMI but a nurse once had trouble removing a speculum after a smear test - much laughter from both of us about my 'grip' -

[AnyFucker]

there are too many fanny fart stories to tell...

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I once had two practice nurses and a doctor peering between my stirruped legs looking for my mirena thread.

I have a retrioverted uterus and they couldn't see my cervix, and were taking it in turns to have a prod around. One of them said 'ooh it's because you're a big girl' (am 6 foot), which was flattering.

Another one of them said 'if you see us walking down the high street you are goung to cross the road in embarrassment aren't you?' Yep.

They never did find it - had to have an op in the end to remove the mirena.

I have this very distinct memory of three women peering up there, all giggling like pixies.

[tyler80]

At one of my smear tests the nurse was telling me how the previous lady was in such a rush to get dressed and leave she left her knickers behind ! I wonder when she realised she was going commando?

[AnyFucker]

my dad once found a pair of my knickers behind a cushion on the sofa

it had seen some action the night before...

[sockmonkey]

Someone reccomended a kind of chicken dance after a bath to expell the liquid.

Doesn't work.

[FoghornLeghorn]

Arosed by the seam ROFL !

I'm with you GOML - I always go comando unless I'm wearing a skirt/dress.