to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

[FellatioNelson]

'Yurt' even sounds like a word invented specifically for women with a surfeit of vaginal discharge.

[BigHairyLeggedSpider]

"She was SUCH a YURT! Left trails on her chair and everything!"

[LimaCharlie]

[boak] at trying on jeans that someone else has been trying on commando

[whomovedmychocolate]

Whenever I hear the word discharge I have visions of fluid shooting out of you lot and your faces going

[LimaCharlie]

WMMC I kinda get that with DHs deposits at random times the next day and no amount of coughing, squeezing, bearing down etc in the shower makes any difference

[time for a namechange]

[BigHairyLeggedSpider]

Visions of sperm clinging tightly to the walls of the vagina saying "Wait for it lads... she's nearly in Tesco... THAT'S IT!!! RELEASE!! GO GO GO!"

[bumpsnowjustplump]

LOL BHLS that is so funny, you have bought tears to my eyes...

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Lolol - no I am NOT a skank and trying on jean whilst commando - I was trying on a dress and undi my jeans and just pulled them down to knee lenth so could see what the dress looked like without jeans underneath.

No seepage ot leakafe of vaginal secretions on the dress.

Don't worry - M&S is still safe.

that you would think I am such a skanker

[GetOrfMoiLand]

I bought the dress anyway, so no need to worry that if yoy bought a red dress from M&S Barnstaple in winter 1998 it may have some fanjuice on it.

[ChippingIn]

GOML - took you long enough to think up a plausible story






I wasn't at all worried about buying jeans after you'd tried them on - actually, you know what, I'd gladly buy jeans after you'd tried them on commando if it meant I could fit the same size jeans as you!!

Just the thought that there are 'commandos' out there trying on swimwear, jeans.... urghhhh

[BigHairyLeggedSpider]

Chipping in wants to wear GOML's Fanjuice!

[chipmonkey]

Chipping fancies GOML!!!]

[GrownupsLikeQuiet]

Chipping and GOML sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

[BigHairyLeggedSpider]

oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooO!!!!!!

[ChippingIn]

PMSL


Oooopppps - wrong thread!


If it would half my body weight and make me look as fab in jeans as GOML does - I'd live with it

[GetOrfMoiLand]

LOLOLOLOL at you lot

[chocolateme]

PMSL

[toomuchmonthatendofthemoney]

BoF linked to this thread re condom incident, have just read the whole thing and am ROFLMFAO, thought there might be other xmas-stressed MNers out there tonight who could do with a good laugh (but careful you don't leak if you laugh too much ladies!)

[HecTheHallsWithBoughsOfHolly]

Sidge - don't go commando when you are wearing a skirt.

I did. Was wearing thick ankle length skirt.

I went shopping. And one shop I went into had an uneven floor. I tripped and went flying backwards.

My skirt ended up round my chest and I was revealed in all my glory, facing the doors and big display window.

Commando with trousers is fairly safe. NEVER DO IT WHEN YOU'RE WEARING A SKIRT!!!!

[tb]

My sil bought me some of m+s finest black knickers years ago in a Tercel, but the gusset was cotton - only parts of it turned rusty red in colour after washing.

Wasn't Burtons by any chance was it? You know, "if xxxxxx happens, I'll show my arse in Burton's window".