to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

lol of all the questions I have been asked on MN (or real life for that matter) 'do you wear knickers on your head?'

lolol

NO, Marantha, I don't. Bless you, though, you can share in Suwoo's trophy for nutter of the thread true confessions

[moomoo1967]

oooh thank you so much for this thread, it has really cheered up my day and was just what I needed
half a day period, buggar mine last 14-17 days

[mittz]

Like Upahill I was commando when I was involved in (cycling) accident. . My mum thought a pervy consultant had knicked them .

I hate knickers. I have the wrong shaped bum for any knickers. I have some and do if I am wearing skinnies but 'tis tres liberating.

[marantha]

Hey, if you think the knickers incident is strange, you really don't want to know what I do with my bra.

[tyler80]

Cycling sans knickers is the only way to go, that's what the pro's do.

[marantha]

When my little pussies were teeny-weeny kittens, I used to use it as a makeshift hammock for the pair of them.

[AnyFucker]

at pussy hammock

I thought that's what thongs were < ahem >

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Marantha, I think I love you, you daft apeth

What secondary uses do you have for a suspender belt? Spanx? Jock Strap?

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO no bum cleavage on disoplay, thank you very much

[MinnieMummy]

Apologies for the free bleeding randomness earlier, looking back I have no idea where I got that idea from at all!

I once put my knickers on back to front and didn't realise until lunchtime. I put them on the right way and they were way more uncomfortable - no idea what that says about my body shape . I'm in the 'can't even consider going commando' brigade - even when wearing pyjamas .

Tangent - do commandos actually go commando?? Or is it a slur??

[LindenAvery]

Wrong shaped bum?? Is there a right shape? < ponders as looks in the mirror>

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Lol at free bleeding madness.

God knows about commandos - I think going commando is so called because it means you're 'Ready for action'

[LindenAvery]

< hurting neck with all the twisting whilst trying to consider shape>

[AnyFucker]

< holds mirror up in front of LA so she can see her bee-hind >

[marantha]

Suspender belt?! Suspender belt?! Nice pair of belly-hugging tights for me, I'm afraid.

[AnyFucker]

my tights are chest-warmers too

[marantha]

I like the ones you can actually pull up OVER your chest.

[Poledra]

The tights have not yet been made that can be pulled over my chest - unless they're like Mrs Large's tights

[ChippingIn]

Free bleeding - there have been threads about it before... I just don't see how you can do it without leaving a calling card??

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Marantha - do you double up said tights as dog leads, or lassoos for catching squirrels, or something

Mind you in saying that I have used old stockings as hair bobbles, so who the fuck am I to take the piss?

[LindenAvery]

< whilst thanking AF considers whether would be impolite to ask mittz to explain further?>

[marantha]

I suppose you could use old tights to strain marmalade through instead of muslin- but I doubt Delia or Nigella do this (I don't know, though, it's possible).

[GetOrfMoiLand]

HA! I remember nigella said you could make a bouquet garni out of an old pop sock.

Lol at the thought of Nigella wearing bloody pop socks, of all garments.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Perhaps she meant her charlady's pop socks.

Urgh, though.