to go commando whilst wearing jeans

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Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

lol of all the questions I have been asked on MN (or real life for that matter) 'do you wear knickers on your head?'

lolol

NO, Marantha, I don't. Bless you, though, you can share in Suwoo's trophy for nutter of the thread true confessions

oooh thank you so much for this thread, it has really cheered up my day and was just what I needed
half a day period, buggar mine last 14-17 days

Like Upahill I was commando when I was involved in (cycling) accident. . My mum thought a pervy consultant had knicked them .

I hate knickers. I have the wrong shaped bum for any knickers. I have some and do if I am wearing skinnies but 'tis tres liberating.

Hey, if you think the knickers incident is strange, you really don't want to know what I do with my bra.

Cycling sans knickers is the only way to go, that's what the pro's do.

When my little pussies were teeny-weeny kittens, I used to use it as a makeshift hammock for the pair of them.

at pussy hammock

I thought that's what thongs were < ahem >

Marantha, I think I love you, you daft apeth

What secondary uses do you have for a suspender belt? Spanx? Jock Strap?

NO no bum cleavage on disoplay, thank you very much

Apologies for the free bleeding randomness earlier, looking back I have no idea where I got that idea from at all!

I once put my knickers on back to front and didn't realise until lunchtime. I put them on the right way and they were way more uncomfortable - no idea what that says about my body shape . I'm in the 'can't even consider going commando' brigade - even when wearing pyjamas .

Tangent - do commandos actually go commando?? Or is it a slur??

Wrong shaped bum?? Is there a right shape? < ponders as looks in the mirror>

Lol at free bleeding madness.

God knows about commandos - I think going commando is so called because it means you're 'Ready for action'

< hurting neck with all the twisting whilst trying to consider shape>

< holds mirror up in front of LA so she can see her bee-hind >

Suspender belt?! Suspender belt?! Nice pair of belly-hugging tights for me, I'm afraid.

my tights are chest-warmers too

I like the ones you can actually pull up OVER your chest.

The tights have not yet been made that can be pulled over my chest - unless they're like Mrs Large's tights

Free bleeding - there have been threads about it before... I just don't see how you can do it without leaving a calling card??

Marantha - do you double up said tights as dog leads, or lassoos for catching squirrels, or something

Mind you in saying that I have used old stockings as hair bobbles, so who the fuck am I to take the piss?

< whilst thanking AF considers whether would be impolite to ask mittz to explain further?>

I suppose you could use old tights to strain marmalade through instead of muslin- but I doubt Delia or Nigella do this (I don't know, though, it's possible).

HA! I remember nigella said you could make a bouquet garni out of an old pop sock.

Lol at the thought of Nigella wearing bloody pop socks, of all garments.

Perhaps she meant her charlady's pop socks.

Urgh, though.